Jokes: beer

American Beer

This guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with sex."Doc, I think my dick is just...

A Blonde, The Beach, And...beer?

Why doesn't the blonde want to drink beer on the beach? Because she doesn't want to get sa...

Air Head On A Beer

Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar? She heard the drinks were on the house....

How Many Men To Open A Beer?

How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings...

You Might Be A Redneck...beer

You might be a redneck if your wedding reception included a beer brunch!

Ready To Go Home Yet?

There was a guy in a bar and he asked the bartender for a beer. He chugged it, looked into...

Female Hormones In Beer

Two men were in a pub. One man said, "Did you know that beer contains female hormones?" Th...

Beer, eh

A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm. His friend Doug s...

Scientific Beer Study

Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that, considering the results of a recen...

Bear And Deer

What do you get when you cross a bear with a deer? Beer

Before It Starts

A man comes home from work, sits in his lazyboy in front of the TV and rudely tells his wi...

Beer And Women

Q: What's the difference between a beer and a woman? A: You can have more than one beer an...

Beer Lake

Two Irish guys are fishing. The first guy reels in his line and sees that he's snagged an ...

Nerdz

This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As he appr...

No Drinks For Bears in Baraboo

A bear walks into a bar in Baraboo, Wisconsin and sits down. He bangs on the bar ...

Women & Alcohol

Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of estrogen. To prove their ...

String Theory

A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, "I'm s...

Mike Tyson's Beer

Did you hear Mike Tyson invented a beer? It's called Nick-A-Lobe

Beer Nuts Vs. Deer Nuts

How can you tell the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts? The Beer Nuts are about a...

Bad Wish

A man walks into a bar with an ostrich and a cat and sits at the bar. The bartender walks ...

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