Jokes: beer

American Beer

This guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with sex."Doc, I think my dick is just...

Beer Lake

Two Irish guys are fishing. The first guy reels in his line and sees that he's snagged an ...

Nerdz

This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As he appr...

No Drinks For Bears in Baraboo

A bear walks into a bar in Baraboo, Wisconsin and sits down. He bangs on the bar ...

Women & Alcohol

Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of estrogen. To prove their ...

String Theory

A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, "I'm s...

Mike Tyson's Beer

Did you hear Mike Tyson invented a beer? It's called Nick-A-Lobe

Beer Nuts Vs. Deer Nuts

How can you tell the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts? The Beer Nuts are about a...

Bad Wish

A man walks into a bar with an ostrich and a cat and sits at the bar. The bartender walks ...

International Beer Syndrome

An insect falls into a mug of beer. English Man: Throws his mug of bear on the floor and w...

Beer Masters

After a Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer....

Skeleton Crew

A skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a beer and a mop!

DARN THESE FLYS!

An Englishman, a Scott, and a Irishman walked into a pub.Each orderd a pint of beer . Then...

If Men Ruled The World

Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically forward your call to her real nu...

The Hamster Show

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give him a free beer if he shows ...

Why Beers Are Better Than Girls

1) You always know if you are the first one to open a beer. 2) A beer never gets jealous i...

Cheap Beer

A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. "Certainly, s...

Canadian Trader

A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm. His frie...

Bear In Bar

A bear walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender says, ''Sorry, we...

Fly In The Beer

One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each b...

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