Jokes: beer

American Beer

This guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with sex."Doc, I think my dick is just...

Beer Bottle Opener

How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it to ...

Canadian Trader

A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm. His frie...

Bear In Bar

A bear walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender says, ''Sorry, we...

Fly In The Beer

One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each b...

Beer Machismo

After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the Presidents of the brewreys decid...

Clinton And The Beer Cans

Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her,

Drug Used To Seduce Men

Men, please read this if you go to bars or clubs: Guys, be more alert and cautious when ge...

An Englishman, A Scotsman, An Irishman

One day, an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They proce...

Beer Bottle

What do a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?They're both empty from the neck up!...

Oil Change

Oil Change instructions for Women: Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 mil...

Thank You For Flying With Us

A 747 was starting its descent and the pilot had forgotten to turn off the P.A. system. ''...

Bear And Deer

What do you get when you cross a bear with a deer? Beer

Before It Starts

A man comes home from work, sits in his lazyboy in front of the TV and rudely tells his wi...

Beer And Women

Q: What's the difference between a beer and a woman? A: You can have more than one beer an...

A Blonde, The Beach, And...beer?

Why doesn't the blonde want to drink beer on the beach? Because she doesn't want to get sa...

Air Head On A Beer

Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar? She heard the drinks were on the house....

How Many Men To Open A Beer?

How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings...

You Might Be A Redneck...beer

You might be a redneck if your wedding reception included a beer brunch!

Ready To Go Home Yet?

There was a guy in a bar and he asked the bartender for a beer. He chugged it, looked into...

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