Jokes: beer

This guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with sex."Doc, I think my dick is just...

A skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a beer and a mop!

An Englishman, a Scott, and a Irishman walked into a pub.Each orderd a pint of beer . Then...

Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically forward your call to her real nu...

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give him a free beer if he shows ...

1) You always know if you are the first one to open a beer. 2) A beer never gets jealous i...

A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. "Certainly, s...

An insect falls into a mug of beer. English Man: Throws his mug of bear on the floor and w...

After a Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer....

Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her,

Men, please read this if you go to bars or clubs: Guys, be more alert and cautious when ge...

One day, an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They proce...

What do a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?They're both empty from the neck up!...

Oil Change instructions for Women: Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 mil...

A 747 was starting its descent and the pilot had forgotten to turn off the P.A. system. ''...

How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it to ...

A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm. His frie...

A bear walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender says, ''Sorry, we...

One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each b...

After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the Presidents of the brewreys decid...