Jokes: beer

This guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with sex."Doc, I think my dick is just...

After a Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer....

A skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a beer and a mop!

An Englishman, a Scott, and a Irishman walked into a pub.Each orderd a pint of beer . Then...

Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically forward your call to her real nu...

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give him a free beer if he shows ...

1) You always know if you are the first one to open a beer. 2) A beer never gets jealous i...

A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. "Certainly, s...

An insect falls into a mug of beer. English Man: Throws his mug of bear on the floor and w...

One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each b...

After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the Presidents of the brewreys decid...

Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her,

Men, please read this if you go to bars or clubs: Guys, be more alert and cautious when ge...

One day, an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They proce...

What do a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?They're both empty from the neck up!...

Oil Change instructions for Women: Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 mil...

A 747 was starting its descent and the pilot had forgotten to turn off the P.A. system. ''...

How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it to ...

A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm. His frie...

A bear walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender says, ''Sorry, we...