Jokes: beer

American Beer

This guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with sex."Doc, I think my dick is just...

International Beer Syndrome

An insect falls into a mug of beer. English Man: Throws his mug of bear on the floor and w...

Beer Masters

After a Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer....

Skeleton Crew

A skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a beer and a mop!

DARN THESE FLYS!

An Englishman, a Scott, and a Irishman walked into a pub.Each orderd a pint of beer . Then...

If Men Ruled The World

Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically forward your call to her real nu...

The Hamster Show

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give him a free beer if he shows ...

Why Beers Are Better Than Girls

1) You always know if you are the first one to open a beer. 2) A beer never gets jealous i...

Cheap Beer

A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. "Certainly, s...

Canadian Trader

A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm. His frie...

Bear In Bar

A bear walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender says, ''Sorry, we...

Fly In The Beer

One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each b...

Beer Machismo

After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the Presidents of the brewreys decid...

Clinton And The Beer Cans

Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her,

Drug Used To Seduce Men

Men, please read this if you go to bars or clubs: Guys, be more alert and cautious when ge...

An Englishman, A Scotsman, An Irishman

One day, an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They proce...

Beer Bottle

What do a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?They're both empty from the neck up!...

Oil Change

Oil Change instructions for Women: Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 mil...

Thank You For Flying With Us

A 747 was starting its descent and the pilot had forgotten to turn off the P.A. system. ''...

Beer Bottle Opener

How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it to ...

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