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Never Been Kissed

One day a man is walking along the beach and sees a quadriplegic girl on the boardwalk, si...

747

What's the difference between a blonde and a 747? Not everyone's been in a 747!...

Emoticons

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where :) means a smile ...

Desert Island Rescue

A man was stranded on a desert island for 10 years. One day a beautiful girl swims to shor...

Hospital Charts

Actual writings on hospital charts: 1. she has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husban...

Signs You've Been Partying Too Much

1. With a little effort, you could pull the bags under your eyes over your head.2. When th...

Dearest Wife

It seems there was this couple from Minneapolis, Minnesota, who decided to go to Miami Bea...

Q and A

Q & AQ: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?A: So brunettes can remember them. Q: What do y...

In Bed

Woman had been ...

Golf On The Sly

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame th...

A Fairy

A couple had been married for 25 years and was celebrating the husband's 60th bi...

Signs You're Burned Out

10. You're so tired you now answer the phone, 'Hell.' 9. Your friends call to ask how you'...

Toothbrush

Did you know the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?If it had been anywhere else, it...

Been Messin' With The Waitress

The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, "Have you been fooling around with...

New AOL Messages

Since AOL has introduce there unlimited hours package they have started displaying special...

Broom Factory

A blonde has been working in a broom factory since childhood, despite the state's strict a...

Who's In Charge

Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has th...

What's In A Name

Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all k...

Boyfriend Gone Wrong

This guy has been dating a girl for 4 months now. She calls him up one day and tells him: ...

Texas Talkin'

Here's what the heck they mean in the Lone Star State... The engine's runnin' but ain't no...

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