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Forgetful Minds

There were two old people that are married and have been for fifty years. One day they wen...

Cover Story

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame th...

Boyfriend Gone Wrong

This guy has been dating a girl for 4 months now. She calls him up one day and tells him: ...

Texas Talkin'

Here's what the heck they mean in the Lone Star State... The engine's runnin' but ain't no...

Bull Grapevine

Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring yet another bull o...

School Play

A father picks up his son after school and asks him how his day has been."Great dad, today...

Never Been Kissed

One day a man is walking along the beach and sees a quadriplegic girl on the boardwalk, si...

747

What's the difference between a blonde and a 747? Not everyone's been in a 747!...

Emoticons

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where :) means a smile ...

Desert Island Rescue

A man was stranded on a desert island for 10 years. One day a beautiful girl swims to shor...

A Fairy

A couple had been married for 25 years and was celebrating the husband's 60th bi...

Hospital Charts

Actual writings on hospital charts: 1. she has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husban...

Signs You've Been Partying Too Much

1. With a little effort, you could pull the bags under your eyes over your head.2. When th...

Dearest Wife

It seems there was this couple from Minneapolis, Minnesota, who decided to go to Miami Bea...

Q and A

Q & AQ: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?A: So brunettes can remember them. Q: What do y...

In Bed

Woman had been ...

Golf On The Sly

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame th...

Who's In Charge

Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has th...

What's In A Name

Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all k...

Signs You're Burned Out

10. You're so tired you now answer the phone, 'Hell.' 9. Your friends call to ask how you'...

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