Jokes: beef

Lopsided Cow

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef!

Cow Reflexes

What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef Jerky!

Bull

What is another name for a masturbating bull? Beef Strokinoff.

Cow With No Legs

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs. A: Ground Beef!

Pea Soup Vs. Roast Beef

Q: What's the difference between pea soup and roast beef? A: Anyone can roast beef!...

Legless Cow

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef!

The Sandwiches

There was an Englishman,an Irishman and Scotishman siting on the edge of a cliff having a...