Jokes: because

Men Are Here Because...

Why did God create man? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn!

Ignorance

Why are men so happy?Because ignorance is bliss....

Fuzzy Vision

Q: Why did the gynecologist go to the eye doctor? A: Because everything he saw was fuzzy....

So That Is Politics

A son asks his father, "What can you tell me about politics? I have to learn about it for ...

Chickenhead In The Road

Q: Why did the chickenhead cross the road? A: Because her man kicked her out.

Big Noses

Q: Why do gorillas have big noses? A: Because they have big fingers

One Cool Skeleton

Why was the skeleton so cool? Because he was bad to the bone.

Blonde With Money

A blonde and a brunette were opening their paychecks when the blonde asked the brunette wh...

Ex-lax, Don't Do It

Why are men like laxatives? Because they irritate the crap out of you!

Blonde Valedictorian

A blonde came home from school one day and said to her mom, ''I can count higher then all ...

Choosing A Wife

There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which one to marry. So he ...

Now That Would Be Magic!

A guy is walking along the shoreline at the beach wearing just a pair of cutoff j...

God Smiles On Blondes

Why did the blonde think it was Sunday? Because the sun was out!

Why Am I So Special, Pa?

"How was your first day in third grade, Johnny?" asked his father."Good," said...

Why God Created Man

Why did god create man? Because a dildo can't mow the lawn!

I won, is that because...

Three third graders are playing at recess. A white kid, Jimmy, an Italian kid, Joey, and a...

Face 2 Face

"Hey, how's your face feeling?" "Fine. Why?" "Because it's killing me!"...

One-legged Hop

Why did the bunny hop around on one leg? Because the other one was on a key chain....

The Mystery Of The Humming Bees

Why do bees hum? Because they don't know the words.

Fish Fish Fish

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools

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