Jokes: because

Pokemon Loo

Why don't you take a Pokemon into the bathroom with you? Because it might Pikachu....

Smart Fish

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools!


Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

Bah Ram Ewe

Why did the ram fall off the cliff? Because he didn't see the ewe turn.

5 Stages of Being Drunk

Stage 1 - SMARTThis is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known Un...

Blonde Fired

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the W's....

First Day Out

A guy gets out of the V.D. Hospital and decides to a hire a hooker, since he's been withou...

For The Ladies

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY D...


Q: Why do they call PMS PMS? A: Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken!...


Q: What's E.T. short for? A: Because he has little legs!

Helen Keller Driving

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Staying Fat

A little boy wakes up three nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his...

Airy Sex

Q. Why is air a lot like sex? A. Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any....

Medicinal Marijuana

Why can't you shoot up marijuana? Because you'll get a budclot!

Big Noses

Q: Why do gorillas have big noses? A: Because they have big fingers

One Cool Skeleton

Why was the skeleton so cool? Because he was bad to the bone.

Blonde With Money

A blonde and a brunette were opening their paychecks when the blonde asked the brunette wh...

Ex-lax, Don't Do It

Why are men like laxatives? Because they irritate the crap out of you!

Blonde Valedictorian

A blonde came home from school one day and said to her mom, ''I can count higher then all ...

Choosing A Wife

There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which one to marry. So he ...

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