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The Mystery Of The Humming Bees

Why do bees hum? Because they don't know the words.

Fish Fish Fish

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools

Something Men Can't Get...

Why can't men get Mad Cow Disease? Because they are all PIGS!

Please Grab!

A woman went into a department store and told the clerk that she wanted to return a toaste...

Bells On Cows

Why do they put bells on cows? Because their horns don't work!

Blonde Detective

A policeman was interviewing three blondes who wanted to become detectives.To test their s...

Politics And Golf

Q: What golfing what foursome do you never want to be behind? A: Monica Lewinsky because s...

About Men

1. Why is man's pee yellow and his sperm white? So he can tell if he's coming (cumming) or...

Iranians

Why are Iranians so smart? Because none of them are blonde.

Wonder Bra

Q. Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra? A. Because when you take it off, you wonde...

Dear Redneck Son

DEAR REDNECK SON, I'm writing this letter slow because I know you can't read fast. We don...

Why God Created Man

Why did god create man? Because a dildo can't mow the lawn!

I won, is that because...

Three third graders are playing at recess. A white kid, Jimmy, an Italian kid, Joey, and a...

Face 2 Face

"Hey, how's your face feeling?" "Fine. Why?" "Because it's killing me!"...

One-legged Hop

Why did the bunny hop around on one leg? Because the other one was on a key chain....

Flock Of Seagulls

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be bagels!

Who Runs The Human Body?

In the human body, which organ is in charge?All the organs of the body were having a meeti...

Elephants, Beavers And The Jungle

Why is it dangerous to go in the jungle after 5 p.m? Because elephants jump out of trees a...

Did you hear about the blonde that...

Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.Got excited beca...

I Can't Drive 69

Why is a blonde's top speed 68 mph? Because if it was 69 she would blow a rod....

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