Jokes: because

The Wonder Bra

Q. Why is it called the wonder bra? A. Because when they take it off you wonder where her ...

Pool For Djs

Why can't DJ's play pool? Because they always scratch!

Flock Of Seagulls

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be bagels!

Who Runs The Human Body?

In the human body, which organ is in charge?All the organs of the body were having a meeti...

Elephants, Beavers And The Jungle

Why is it dangerous to go in the jungle after 5 p.m? Because elephants jump out of trees a...

Did you hear about the blonde that...

Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.Got excited beca...

I Can't Drive 69

Why is a blonde's top speed 68 mph? Because if it was 69 she would blow a rod....

The Quotable Marion Barry

Some of the finest quotes from the Honorable Marion Barry: "The contagious people of Washi...

Explaining Sex

This little boy woke up three nights in a row because he kept hearing thumping noises comi...

Blonde License

Why was the blonde mad when she got her drivers license back? Because she got an ''F'' in ...

Women On The Moon

Why ain't women been put on the moon? Because it don't need cleaning yet.

From Alabama

It was the first day of Third Grade in a new town for Little Johnny. As a test, his teache...

Men And Mad Cow Disease

Why can't men get mad cow disease? Because they are all pigs.

Like a Peanut

Cute little 5-year old Tiffeny comes home from kindergarten and says to her mother:"Momy, ...

Medicinal Marijuana

Why can't you shoot up marijuana? Because you'll get a budclot!

Pokemon Loo

Why don't you take a Pokemon into the bathroom with you? Because it might Pikachu....

Smart Fish

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools!

Numbersome

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

Bah Ram Ewe

Why did the ram fall off the cliff? Because he didn't see the ewe turn.

5 Stages of Being Drunk

Stage 1 - SMARTThis is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known Un...

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