Jokes: beautiful

Beautiful

There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife w...

Not Your Business!

A guy walked up to a beautiful young woman in a bar. "Do you mind if I ask you a personal ...

A beautiful fairy tale

Once upon a time a beautiful independent self assured princess happened upon a ...

A Woman's Punishment

A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil.As he passed sulphur...

Russian Beauties

What do you call a beautiful girl in Russia? A tourist.

Punishment

A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken to his place of eternal torment...

Your'e Beautiful!

There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife w...

Ugly Boy

A middle-aged couple, with two beautiful daughters, decided to try one last time for the s...

Unjustice In Hell

A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil.As he passed sulphur...

First Time Nude

On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of ...

Smelling Nice

An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City building when a young...

Beautiful?

There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife w...

Husband's Compliments

A man was just coming out of anesthesia after a series of tests in the hospital, and his w...

Talk To Him

The man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and asked "You know, I've...

Personal Question

A guy walked up to a beautiful young woman in a bar. "Do you mind if I ask you a personal ...

Bar: Guy And A Picture Of A Hottie

This guy, about 40, walks into a bar and orders a drink. Then he pulls out a picture of a ...

Marriage Quotes By Men

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.It's not true that marr...

Stirring On Mars

The US finally sent the first manned space mission to Mars. The spacecraft gently touched ...