Jokes: beautiful

Beautiful

There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife w...

Not Your Business!

A guy walked up to a beautiful young woman in a bar. "Do you mind if I ask you a personal ...

A beautiful fairy tale

Once upon a time a beautiful independent self assured princess happened upon a ...

A Woman's Punishment

A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil.As he passed sulphur...

Your'e Beautiful!

There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife w...

Ugly Boy

A middle-aged couple, with two beautiful daughters, decided to try one last time for the s...

Unjustice In Hell

A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil.As he passed sulphur...

Russian Beauties

What do you call a beautiful girl in Russia? A tourist.

Punishment

A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken to his place of eternal torment...

First Time Nude

On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of ...

Smelling Nice

An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City building when a young...

Beautiful?

There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife w...

Husband's Compliments

A man was just coming out of anesthesia after a series of tests in the hospital, and his w...

Talk To Him

The man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and asked "You know, I've...

Personal Question

A guy walked up to a beautiful young woman in a bar. "Do you mind if I ask you a personal ...

Bar: Guy And A Picture Of A Hottie

This guy, about 40, walks into a bar and orders a drink. Then he pulls out a picture of a ...

Stirring On Mars

The US finally sent the first manned space mission to Mars. The spacecraft gently touched ...

Marriage Quotes By Men

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.It's not true that marr...