Jokes: bears

No Drinks For Bears in Baraboo

A bear walks into a bar in Baraboo, Wisconsin and sits down. He bangs on the bar ...

Yogi

Why didn't they make two Yogi Bears? Cause someone made a Boo-Boo!

Teddy Bears

A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving togeth...

Polar Bears Really Like Peas

How do you catch a polar bear? You make a hole in the ice and line it with peas. When the ...

Chicago Bears Bashing

Did you hear the new penalty for speeding in Illinois? The first offense they give you Bea...

Polar Bears

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.