Jokes: bear

The Other Side

Once upon a time, there was a river. The Nile River, to be exact. On one side of the river...

Polar Bears Really Like Peas

How do you catch a polar bear? You make a hole in the ice and line it with peas. When the ...

Bear And Deer

What do you get when you cross a bear with a deer? Beer

Looking For Revange

Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting. He spotted a small ...

THE ATHIEST!!!

A photographer, who was also a confirmed athiest, decided to go into the woods to get phot...

Skipped Church Lately?

One day this Preacher decided that he would skip church and go hunting. When in the woods ...

Trap A Polar Bear

Q: How do you trap a polar bear? A: You cut a hole in the ice. Line it with peas. When the...

Bear on a Rampage

Two campers were hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear jumps out of a bush and ...

Bear Hunting

Bob was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting. He traveled up to Al...

A Christian Deed

An atheist was taking a walk through the woods. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers...

Bear And Rabbit

Once there was a bear taking a dump in the forest. A rabbit walks by and the bear says, ''...

For People With Time On Their Hands

Three bears came out of hibernation and they were stinky so they decided to take a bath. W...

Smokey The Bear

Why did Smokey the Bear never have children? Because every time his wife got hot, he hit h...

Bear Hunt

Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a...

The Hunter

An 80-year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeli...

Religious Bear

In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted by a huge, mean ...

Grizzly Bear Warning

The Alaska Department of Fish and Game recently issued this bulletin..."Warning: In light ...

Mr. Bear And Mr. Rabbit

Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit lived in the same forest, but they didn't like each other very muc...

Bear In Bar

A bear walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender says, ''Sorry, we...

A Koala and a Hooker

A little koala bear wanders into a whorehouse. He climbs the stairs and finds a door open....

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