Jokes: beans

Gassy Broad

Once upon a time there lived a woman in Brampton who had a maddening passion for baked bea...

Baked Beans

Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion for baked beans. She love...

Beans & Onions: Delicious

What do you get when you mix beans and onions? Tear gas!

Baked Beans On Your Birthday

Once upon a time there lived a woman who had amaddening passion for baked beans. ...

Baked Beans And Their Delightful Tune

A man had a terrible passion for baked beans, but they always had a somewhat lively effect...

Bubble Bath

Why do rednecks eat beans on Saturday?So they can have a bubble bath on Sunday...

The Perils Of Flatulence

Why should you only put 239 beans in bean soup? Cuz one more will make it "too farty!"...

Good For The Heart

A man had a terrible passion for baked beans, but they always had a somewhat lively effect...