Jokes: beach

A Blonde, The Beach, And...beer?

Why doesn't the blonde want to drink beer on the beach? Because she doesn't want to get sa...

Take A Lawyer To The Beach!

Q: What do you have when a lawyer's buried up to his neck in sand? A: Not enough sand....

Witches Brew

What do you call a witch on a beach?A sandwitch!

Yo Mama's So Fat... Beach

Yo' mama so fat, she goes to the beach and she's the only one who gets a tan!

Marine Get Up And Go

How do you kill a marine? Throw sand against the wall and tell him to hit the beach!...

Redneck In France

A redneck is walking along the beach in France. There are many beautiful women lying in th...

Seeking The Sightless

How do you find a blind man on a nude beach? It ain't hard...

Lawyers On The Beach

How come you can't find lawyers sunbathing on the beach? Cats keep covering them over with...

Stupid On The Beach

A mother and father took Little johnny to a nude beach. As the boy walked along the beach,...

The Poetry Of The Tides, My Friends

What did one ocean say to the beach? Nothing

Nude Beach

How do you find Ronald McDonald at a nude beach? He's the one with the sesame seed buns!...

Little Birdie

One day there was this man that went to a beach completely naked even though the beach was...

Potatoes

Paul, a guy on the local beach just couldn't make it with any of the girls, so he heads ov...

Yo Mama's...beach

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.

Hot Potato

James was on the beach, and could not understand why Bob had attracted all the girls, whil...

Pig In Summer

Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer's day? A: I'm bacon!

Sex On The Beach

A policeman sent his wife and child to a sea resort for a vacation. After a week he joined...

Gathering Snails

A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major status figures in Rome...

Genie In A Bottle

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are walking along their island beach when one sees a bo...

Beauty & The Beach

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing -- it just waved!