Jokes: bathroom

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Yo mamma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.

How to Poop at Work

We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and...

The Naked Truth

This guy is having an affair with a married woman, and her husband comes home early from w...

Yo Po' And Yo Bathroom Be Nasty

You're so poor I went to your house and asked where the bathroom was and you said,

Yo Mama's So Poor... Bathroom

Yo mama is so poor, when I asked her where the bathroom is, she said

Bathroom

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Biting

A man was in a bar all day and he had to use the bathroom. He was in there for a while, ye...

Where's The P?

A little boy was in school, he raised his hand and asked the teacher to go to the bathroom...

Yo Mama's So Fat... 90210

Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.

Ten Things To Do In A Public Bathroom

1.Come out of the stall with wet hands. 2.Pour water in a constant stream on the floor and...

Going To The Bathroom In A Monk's Home

There was this man who really had to go to the bathroom. He went to the nearest house, whi...

Australian Virgin

A madam decides to retire & get married. Her main requirement in a husband is that he be a...

Five Pigs In A Bar

Five pigs were standing outside a bar. The first pig went in and ordered one beer. 15 minu...

Women's Useless Things

Belts. Women use belts an an accessory, guys use belts to perch their pants precariously o...

A Crappy Date (a True Story)

Cross my heart this happened to someone. This guy lives in Westchester, NY and goes to sch...

Bathroom Humor Philosophy

When the toilet paper of experience is depleted, the ass of reason goes unwiped.

If You're American ...

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are...

Pee By Number

A mother taught her son to go to the bathroom by the numbers."1. Open your fly...

The Three Little Pigs

Once upon a time, Three Little Pigs walk into a bar. The first pig orders 10 beers, downs ...

Redneck Grandma

You might be a redneck if your grandma goes to the bathroom and comes out yelling

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