Jokes: bath

Bath Towels

Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?...

The Raffle

A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she's wearing a diamond necklace. H...

Redneck Bubble Baths

You might be a redneck if your wife yells, ''Come on, move this transmission so I can take...

Yo Mama Bath

Yo mama is so dirty she has to creep up on the bathwater.

Epileptic Bath

What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub? Throw in the laundry....

Yo Mamma is so Fat

yo mamma is so fat, she has to take a bath at sea world.

Vampire Blood Bath

Once there was a group of vampire bats that lived in a cave outside of a big city. One nig...

Redneck...bath

If your wife says ''Come move this trasmission so I can take a bath.''... you might be a r...

Yo Mama's So Fat... Bath

Yo mama's so fat, first she filled the bathtub, then she turned on the water.

Cleansing

Why'd the robber take a bath? So he could make a clean getaway!

The Raffle Ticket

A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she's wearing a diamond necklace. H...

Blood Bath

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on...

Bathtub Anxieties

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little g...

Yo Mama's So Nasty... Bath

Yo' mama so nasty, she took a bath and lost 40 pounds!

Yo Mama's So Fat... Strechmarks

Yo Mama is so fat, she leaves stretchmarks in the bath tub

Bubble Bath

Why do rednecks eat beans on Saturday?So they can have a bubble bath on Sunday...

The Model Lodger

Doris and Fred had started their retirement years and decided to raise some extra cash by ...

You're So Poor

You're so poor that when you take a bath it becomes a family thing!

Bathtime fun

A man worked hard all day digging the garden and felt very stiff and sore.His wife flutter...