Jokes: bartender

A Chick With Long Legs

A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the bartender asks f...

Lemon Squeeze

The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they had a ...

Golden Bar

A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and is met by his...

Peace And Quiet

A guy sits down at the bar and orders drink after drink rapidly."Is everything okay, pal?"...

If You Had What I Have

A guy runs into a bar and says, "Bartender, quick! Give me 20 shots of your best Scotch!" ...

Drunk Man

A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and staggers up to the ba...

Bad Wish

A man walks into a bar with an ostrich and a cat and sits at the bar. The bartender walks ...

Out Of T.p.

A sexy lady in a bar walks up to the counter and motions the bartender over. She starts to...

A Town Without Women

In a Poor town in the middle of nowhere and no women, A guy walks into a bar and asks the ...

Horse Tears

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself. As he walks up to the bar the bartender as...

The Hamster Show

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give him a free beer if he shows ...

Giant Fan In Baltimore

A Giants fan is in Baltimore for the weekend and decides to stop in at a bar. He pulls up ...

Mistaken Identity

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says to the guy, "What can I get you?" "Make it a wh...

Lion's Fan

This guy walks into a bar wearing a Lion jersey and carrying a little dog that also has a ...

Vampires in a Bar

It's Halloween and everyone's out trick-or-treating. A bartender is working the late-night...

Beer Brothers

A man walks into a pub and says, "Give me three pints of Guinness, please." So the bartend...

A Round For The House

A drunk walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour you...

Man Pisses In A Shot Glass

A guy is in a bar with a bunch of his friends. After a while of shooting pool and drinking...

Violent Bartender

A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Drinks for all on me. That is includi...

Old Drunk

A drunken old man walked into a bar. He yells at the bartender, "Bartender get me a tequil...

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