Jokes: bartender

A Chick With Long Legs

A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the bartender asks f...

Piss Drunk

One night a man decides to visit his local bar. He takes a seat and orders a beer. After p...

What A Smart Gorilla

A gorilla walks into a bar. The bartender comes up to him and asks him what he wants. 'A s...

Bet In A Bar

The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offere...

Bad Day

A guy walks into a bar and orders 6 shooters. The bartender says, "Looks like you are havi...

Martooni

A lady walks into a bar and says,'' Barkeep, gimme a martooni.'' The bartender goes back a...

Laughing Horse

A man walks into a bar. On the bar sits a big jar of twenty dollar bills. The man asks the...

The Golden Mug

A guy walked into a bar and saw a golden mug on a shelf above the bartender and it said

Drinks

A guy walks into a bar with a frog on his forehead and says "Bartender give me a scotch on...

Dog Day Afternoon

A guy walks into a bar and orders 6 shooters. The bartender says, "Looks like you are havi...

C-ing I Dog

Two guys were walking their dogs and came across a bar. Since they were hot and tired from...

Free Drinks

A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Bartender,buy everyone in the house a...

Bar... Alabama

This guy walks into a bar down in Alabama and orderes a mudslide. The bartender looks at t...

Poor Pirate

One day a Pirate and a bartender were talking to each other in a bar. The Bartender asked ...

What You Got

A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, "...

Beer Machismo

After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the Presidents of the brewreys decid...

Seeing Dog

A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartende...

Best Friend

A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch. The bartender, a lit...

High Tech Man

A man walks into a bar and sits down right across from the bartender. The bartender sees t...

The Gambler

During the Great Depression, there was a man who walked into a bar one day. He went up to ...

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