Jokes: bartender

A Chick With Long Legs

A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the bartender asks f...

High Tech Man

A man walks into a bar and sits down right across from the bartender. The bartender sees t...

The Gambler

During the Great Depression, there was a man who walked into a bar one day. He went up to ...

Drinking Codes

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde walk into a bar. For the sake of brevity, each one orde...

Give Me A Double

So this guy walks into a bar and says, "Gve me two beers." The bartender obliges him. The ...

With A Little Help From Friends

An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender. He ordered a dri...

Lots Of Vodka

Man goes to the bar and says "bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka." The bartender says "Ok...

Pay The Price

A man walks into a bar and says, "Excuse me, I'd like a pint of beer." The bartender serve...

the duck and the crackers

A duck walks into a bar.It asks the bar tender if he has any crackers??The bartender says ...

The Scotch Expert

A man traveling on business, walks into a local pub, sits down and asks the bartender for ...

12 Shots

A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can. The...

Got Any Grapes?

A ducks walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?" The bartender, confused, tells the du...

Golden Saloon

A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through thedoor and is met by his ...

The Vampire

There was a vampire who walked into a vampire bar and asked the bartender for a glass of h...

Pig In A Bar

A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says, ''Why ...

Kiwis

A bloke walks into a bar in New Zealand and orders a shandy.All the Kiwis sitting around t...

Bear In Bar

A bear walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender says, ''Sorry, we...

Deaf Men in a Bar

A man was sitting in a bar and noticed a group of people using sign language. He also noti...

Lady At The Bar

There was a lady at a bar. Every time she wanted a drink she would raise her hand. She had...

Any Grapes?

A ducks walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?" The bartender, confused, tells the du...

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