Jokes: bartender

A Chick With Long Legs

A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the bartender asks f...

A Horse Walks Into A Bar

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"

12 Year Old Whisky

dude walks into a bar and says to the bartender : "I want a 12 years old scotch, and don't...

Iowa Taxidermist in Alabama

This guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine.Everybody sitting around the ...

I'm Only Tribute Drinking

A man moves from Ireland to New York City, leaving two of his best friends behind to make ...

The Nun In Hooters

A nun, really needing to go to the bathroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was ho...

Drinking Like Crazy

A man walks into a bar and says "Bartender gimme a triple shot of Jack".The bartender pour...

Donkeyboy

Bob and Jim walk into a bar. Bob says, ''Hey Donkeyboy, get me a drink.'' The bartender ge...

Duck and Bartender

A duck walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "Got any grapes?" The barten...

Hanging Loose

Coming into the bar and ordering a double, the man leaned overand confided to the bartende...

Hooligan Hijinx

A big hulking hooligan walks into a bar, slams his fist down, and yells "Give me a Budweis...

The Three Ugly Ducklings

One day in a small redneck town in the middle of nowhere sat a lonely bartender in an empt...

Bartendar Bets

John walks up to the bar tender and bets him $200.00 that he can take off his ear and plac...

Bartender

A brunette walks into a bar and says, "Gimme an M L." The bartender says, "What's an M L?"...

Revenge

A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet, rural pub. She gestures alluringly to ...

Free Drinks! Free Drinks!

A man in a bar has a couple of beers, and the bartender tells him he owes $8. "But I alrea...

Deadbeat in a Bar

A man walked into a bar on a slow night and sat down. After a few minutes, the bartender a...

Three Strings Walk Into A Bar

There were three strings that walked into the bar. They sat down and they didn't get waite...

Talking Sex

A bored guy sat in the bar and looking to strike up a conversation.He turns to bartender a...

$1000 Competition

The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offere...

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