Jokes: bartender

A Chick With Long Legs

A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the bartender asks f...

A Round For The House

A drunk walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour you...

Man Pisses In A Shot Glass

A guy is in a bar with a bunch of his friends. After a while of shooting pool and drinking...

Violent Bartender

A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Drinks for all on me. That is includi...

Old Drunk

A drunken old man walked into a bar. He yells at the bartender, "Bartender get me a tequil...

Lemon Squeeze

The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they had a ...

Golden Bar

A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and is met by his...

Peace And Quiet

A guy sits down at the bar and orders drink after drink rapidly."Is everything okay, pal?"...

If You Had What I Have

A guy runs into a bar and says, "Bartender, quick! Give me 20 shots of your best Scotch!" ...

Drunk Man

A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and staggers up to the ba...

Bad Wish

A man walks into a bar with an ostrich and a cat and sits at the bar. The bartender walks ...

Out Of T.p.

A sexy lady in a bar walks up to the counter and motions the bartender over. She starts to...

A Town Without Women

In a Poor town in the middle of nowhere and no women, A guy walks into a bar and asks the ...

Horse Tears

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself. As he walks up to the bar the bartender as...

The Hamster Show

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give him a free beer if he shows ...

Giant Fan In Baltimore

A Giants fan is in Baltimore for the weekend and decides to stop in at a bar. He pulls up ...

Mistaken Identity

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says to the guy, "What can I get you?" "Make it a wh...

Lion's Fan

This guy walks into a bar wearing a Lion jersey and carrying a little dog that also has a ...

Vampires in a Bar

It's Halloween and everyone's out trick-or-treating. A bartender is working the late-night...

Beer Brothers

A man walks into a pub and says, "Give me three pints of Guinness, please." So the bartend...

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