Jokes: barman

12 Year Old Scotch

A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The barman thinks "...

Sandwich

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says ???Sorry, we don???t serve food in here.???

Cheap Bar

A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asksfor a beer. "Certainly, si...

Stumpy Legged Pink Dog

A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash the barman says,

Pork Pie

A man walks into a bar with a pork pie on his head. He orders a drink and the barman asks,...

Gentle Touch

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly...

Snail

A snail walks into a bar and the bartender kicks him out. A year later the same snail re-e...

Cheese Sandwich

Bloke walks into a pub with a cheese sandwich under his arm. 'A pint of Guinness and a hal...

Where's The Manager

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly...

Cheap Beer

A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. "Certainly, s...

Attractive Woman

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly...

Tit For Tat

A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. "Certainly,...