Jokes: barbie

Santa Present

A little girl goes to visit Santa at the Mall. When it is her turn she sits on his lap and...

How Much Is That Barbie In The Window

Ralph was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it's his daught...

Barbie

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

New And Improved Barbie!

Bifocals Barbie. Comes with her own set ofblended-lens fashion frames i...

Barbie Turns 40

Yes, it's hard to believe, but in 1999 Barbie will turn 40, just in time to greet the new ...

Barbie Prices

A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. "How much is that Barbie i...

Set Me On Fire

What do you call a doll on fire? A Barbie-Q!

Divorced Barbie

Have you heard about the new Barbie doll? It's called Divorce Barbie. It comes with all Ke...

Barbie And Britney

Q: What do Barbie and Britney Spears have in common? A: Both are blonde, brainless and mad...

Barbie's Christmas Beau

A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap. S...

New From Mattel!

"Divorce Barbie!" Comes with all of Ken's belongings!

Ken And Barbie

Q: Why didn't Ken and Barbie have kids? A: Ken came in a different box!

Barbie For Christmas

A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap. S...

Popularity Is A Relative Term

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?