Jokes: bank

Banker Joke

A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants to open a savings...

The Sperm Bank Heist

A guy in a mask bursts into a sperm bank with a shotgun. "Open the goddamn safe" ...

I Went To The Bank

I went to the bank last week and said to the cashier, "can you check my balance please?" S...

Bank Robbery

A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a good plan and they p...

Bank Loan

A Chinese walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.He tells the lo...

Millionair's Loan

Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls-Royce to a downtown New York Cit...

A Real Watch Dog

A blind man walked into a bank with his seeing-eye dog that guided him everywhere. He walk...

Black Powder

A guy enters a bank to see about getting a business loan."What kind of business do you wan...

3 Times Robbery

An FBI agent is interviewing a bank teller after the same bandit had robbed the bank 3 tim...

Premarital Test

A guy decides it's time he got married. He gives each of his current girlfriends $1,000. O...

Money's Politeness

A guy walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, "I want to open a fuckin' ch...

Shrewd Investment

A woman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's g...