Jokes: band

70's Cookie Band?

What do you call a 70's cookie band? OREO Speedwagon!

Bob Dole's Band

What is Bob Dole's favorite band? Limp Bizkit

Band New Porsche

A man was reading the paper when an ad caught his eye: $500 Porsche! New! The man thought ...

Hail To The...no, Wait

Q: What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?A: Kneel to the Chief!...

Losing Virginity

Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says, "Doc, I'm gettin...

Ska Band Vs. Moose

What's the difference between a ska band and a moose? A moose has horns in the front and i...

Yo Mama's So Fat... Band

Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!

Blonde Pillow Talk

What do blondes say after sex? ''Are you boys all in the same band?''

Band Humor

Q: What does a drummer use for contraception? A: His personality!

Yo Mama's So Fat... Skip

Yo mama is so fat that when she dances, the band skips.

Turkey Rhythm

Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band? A: Because he had his own drumsticks!...