Jokes: band

Blonde Pillow Talk

What do blondes say after sex? ''Are you boys all in the same band?''

Band Humor

Q: What does a drummer use for contraception? A: His personality!

Yo Mama's So Fat... Skip

Yo mama is so fat that when she dances, the band skips.

70's Cookie Band?

What do you call a 70's cookie band? OREO Speedwagon!

Bob Dole's Band

What is Bob Dole's favorite band? Limp Bizkit

Band New Porsche

A man was reading the paper when an ad caught his eye: $500 Porsche! New! The man thought ...

Hail To The...no, Wait

Q: What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?A: Kneel to the Chief!...

Losing Virginity

Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says, "Doc, I'm gettin...

Ska Band Vs. Moose

What's the difference between a ska band and a moose? A moose has horns in the front and i...

Yo Mama's So Fat... Band

Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!

Turkey Rhythm

Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band? A: Because he had his own drumsticks!...