Jokes: banana

Elementary, My Dear Jerkface

Sherlock Holmes and Watson were walking through a park, when they passed three women, eati...

Surrealists 'n' Lightbulbs

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Banana.

Banana Love Cake

Ingredients: 2 whole nuts, 1 large banana, 2 strong arms, 2 well shaped legs, 1 fur lined ...

Knock Knock... Banana

Knock, knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Banana Peel

A blonde walks down the street and sees a banana peel a hundred yards ahead, and she sighs...

Ape Face

Last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.

Bananaramarobastore!

A banana peel and a banana are robbing a store. "Don't worry," says the peel. "I've got yo...

Using banana-skin

A man comes to the doctor and says: "Doc, no matter what i do in bed i can't satisfy my wi...

Elevator Shoes

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator!

Banana

Q: What do you call two banana peels? A: A pair of slippers.