Jokes: balls

Scratch Those Thangs

Why do women rub their eyes in the morning? Because they don't have any balls to scratch!...

83rd Birthday

An old man in a nursing home was celebrating his 83rd birthday. One of the female resident...

Little Old Lady Knows How To Gamble

A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day, carrying a bag of money. She insis...

Matzo Balls

When Ariel Sharon came to Washington for meetings with George W. andfor a state dinner, La...

Balls And Old Ladies

What has 75 balls and screws old ladies? BINGO!

That's A Buncha Bull

A man was visiting Spain and passed by a restaurant in Madrid after a bullfight. They were...

Jingle Balls

Why does Santa have huge balls? Because he only comes once a year!

Golf Balls

A man walks into an emergency room with two black eyes and a broken nose. The doctor asks ...

So Many Balls Between Us

One guy had three balls, so he went to the doctor. He was too shy to tell the doctor his s...

He Has Four Balls

A man went to England on a trip and met a woman there, they grew to like each other enough...

Eye Rub

Why do women rub there eys when they getup in the morning? Because they don't have balls t...

Multi-balls

Once an abnormal guy went to a doctor. His abnormality was that he had three balls. He tho...

Mouse Balls

Abstract: Mouse ...

Eye Rubbers

Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up in the morning?Because they don'...

Tennis Balls

One day while jogging, a middle-aged man noticed a tennis ball lying by the side of the wa...

Ford Cars -vs- Golf Balls

What's the difference between a Ford and a golf ball? You can drive a golf ball 200 yards....

The Rip-off

What has six balls and rips you off daily? The lottery.

Confucious...baseball

Confucious say: ''Baseball wrong, man with four balls cannot walk."

Dick 2 Balls

Q: What did the prick say to the balls? A: You guys hang around here while I go inside!...

Brown Balls

The father of 17 kids goes to the doc's with a rash on his belly. "All right" says the Doc...

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