Jokes: balls

Redneck Soccer

You know your a redneck if you're playing soccer and you say ''I hit my two best balls tod...

Blonde Pooltable

A blonde is like a pooltable, put a dollar in and she'll rack your balls.

Little Green Balls

What do you have when you have two green balls in your hand? Kermit's undivided attention....

Golf Balls And G-spots

What's the difference between a girl's G-spot and a golf ball? A man will spend hours look...

Balls

A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he's being watched bya midget. Although...

Who's Egg Is This?

There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each other. The Scotsma...

Balls And Old Ladies

What has 75 balls and screws old ladies? BINGO!

That's A Buncha Bull

A man was visiting Spain and passed by a restaurant in Madrid after a bullfight. They were...

Jingle Balls

Why does Santa have huge balls? Because he only comes once a year!

Scratch Those Thangs

Why do women rub their eyes in the morning? Because they don't have any balls to scratch!...

83rd Birthday

An old man in a nursing home was celebrating his 83rd birthday. One of the female resident...

Little Old Lady Knows How To Gamble

A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day, carrying a bag of money. She insis...

Matzo Balls

When Ariel Sharon came to Washington for meetings with George W. andfor a state dinner, La...

He Has Four Balls

A man went to England on a trip and met a woman there, they grew to like each other enough...

Eye Rub

Why do women rub there eys when they getup in the morning? Because they don't have balls t...

Multi-balls

Once an abnormal guy went to a doctor. His abnormality was that he had three balls. He tho...

Mouse Balls

Abstract: Mouse ...

Eye Rubbers

Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up in the morning?Because they don'...

Golf Balls

A man walks into an emergency room with two black eyes and a broken nose. The doctor asks ...

So Many Balls Between Us

One guy had three balls, so he went to the doctor. He was too shy to tell the doctor his s...

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