Jokes: balls

Brown Balls

The father of 17 kids goes to the doc's with a rash on his belly. "All right" says the Doc...

Tennis Balls

One day while jogging, a middle-aged man noticed a tennis ball lying by the side of the wa...

Ford Cars -vs- Golf Balls

What's the difference between a Ford and a golf ball? You can drive a golf ball 200 yards....

The Rip-off

What has six balls and rips you off daily? The lottery.

Confucious...baseball

Confucious say: ''Baseball wrong, man with four balls cannot walk."

Dick 2 Balls

Q: What did the prick say to the balls? A: You guys hang around here while I go inside!...

Blonde Pooltable

A blonde is like a pooltable, put a dollar in and she'll rack your balls.

Little Green Balls

What do you have when you have two green balls in your hand? Kermit's undivided attention....

Golf Balls And G-spots

What's the difference between a girl's G-spot and a golf ball? A man will spend hours look...

Balls

A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he's being watched bya midget. Although...

Who's Egg Is This?

There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each other. The Scotsma...

Redneck Soccer

You know your a redneck if you're playing soccer and you say ''I hit my two best balls tod...

That's A Buncha Bull

A man was visiting Spain and passed by a restaurant in Madrid after a bullfight. They were...

Jingle Balls

Why does Santa have huge balls? Because he only comes once a year!

Scratch Those Thangs

Why do women rub their eyes in the morning? Because they don't have any balls to scratch!...

83rd Birthday

An old man in a nursing home was celebrating his 83rd birthday. One of the female resident...

Little Old Lady Knows How To Gamble

A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day, carrying a bag of money. She insis...

Matzo Balls

When Ariel Sharon came to Washington for meetings with George W. andfor a state dinner, La...

Balls And Old Ladies

What has 75 balls and screws old ladies? BINGO!

Mouse Balls

Abstract: Mouse ...

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