Jokes: ball

Ford Cars -vs- Golf Balls

What's the difference between a Ford and a golf ball? You can drive a golf ball 200 yards....

Golf Fatality

A guy goes golfing with his girlfriend. As he tees off, she steps into ladies' teebox and ...

Lost Ball

A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly ...

Tennis Balls

One day while jogging, a middle-aged man noticed a tennis ball lying by the side of the wa...

In the elevator

A small white guy gets into an elevator, when he gets in he notices a huge black dude stan...

Golf Ball Hunt

Off the seventh tee, Joe sliced his shot deep into a wooded ravine. He took his eight iron...

Yo Mama Is So...

Your momma is so poor when somebody asked her where the bathroom was in her house, she sai...

Cricket

If I had one cricket ball in one hand, and another cricket ball in the other hand, what wo...

Canni Ball!

Hey, did you hear about the cannibal who arrived late to the dinner party? They gave him t...

Golf Balls And G-spots

What's the difference between a girl's G-spot and a golf ball? A man will spend hours look...

Bad Golfer

Dangerous shot Tired of being a golf widow, a woman took up the game and wound up playing ...

Golf Game

"How was your golf game, dear?" asked Jack's wife Tracy."Well, I was hitting pretty well, ...

Jesus And Moses Play Golf

Jesus and Moses are playing golf and they''re on the tenth hole. Moses hits the ball and i...

First-time Golfer

A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers. Thinking he'd try the game, he ...

Gorilla Golf

A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. "Is anyone interested in a little wager?" he ...

Red Ball Express

All drivers for Red Ball Express had orders to never ever pick up hitchhikers. Ol' Freddy ...

Oh, Those Darn Lawyers

Two lawyers, Jon and Amanpreet, head out for their usual 9 holes of golf. Jon offers Amanp...

Hungry Monkey

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the...

Hillary Clinton's Crystal Ball

Senator Hillary Clinton snuck off to visit a fortuneteller of some local repute. In a dar...

Golf In Heaven

God, Jesus and John the Baptist are playing golf up in heaven. On the first tee, JB leads ...

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