Jokes: ball

Oh, Those Darn Lawyers

Two lawyers, Jon and Amanpreet, head out for their usual 9 holes of golf. Jon offers Amanp...

Golf Game

"How was your golf game, dear?" asked Jack's wife Tracy."Well, I was hitting pretty well, ...

Jesus And Moses Play Golf

Jesus and Moses are playing golf and they''re on the tenth hole. Moses hits the ball and i...

First-time Golfer

A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers. Thinking he'd try the game, he ...

Gorilla Golf

A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. "Is anyone interested in a little wager?" he ...

Red Ball Express

All drivers for Red Ball Express had orders to never ever pick up hitchhikers. Ol' Freddy ...

Hungry Monkey

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the...

Hillary Clinton's Crystal Ball

Senator Hillary Clinton snuck off to visit a fortuneteller of some local repute. In a dar...

Golf In Heaven

God, Jesus and John the Baptist are playing golf up in heaven. On the first tee, JB leads ...

Handicap Golf

A guy about to tee off was approached by a man who held out a card that read, "I am a deaf...

Turner Brown, Elevator Passenger

A small guy enters an elevator and notices a huge guy standing next to him. The big guy lo...

Mermaid Sex

This guy went into a bar and ordered a beer. He happened to look down the bar and see a ma...

Golf Ball

A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly ...

Honesty Game

Two lawyers, Jon and Amanpreet, head out for their usual 9 holes of golf. Jon offers Amanp...

In the elevator

A small white guy gets into an elevator, when he gets in he notices a huge black dude stan...

Ford Cars -vs- Golf Balls

What's the difference between a Ford and a golf ball? You can drive a golf ball 200 yards....

Golf Fatality

A guy goes golfing with his girlfriend. As he tees off, she steps into ladies' teebox and ...

Lost Ball

A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly ...

Tennis Balls

One day while jogging, a middle-aged man noticed a tennis ball lying by the side of the wa...

Bad Golfer

Dangerous shot Tired of being a golf widow, a woman took up the game and wound up playing ...

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