Jokes: ball

First-time Golfer

A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers. Thinking he'd try the game, he ...

Gorilla Golf

A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. "Is anyone interested in a little wager?" he ...

Red Ball Express

All drivers for Red Ball Express had orders to never ever pick up hitchhikers. Ol' Freddy ...

Oh, Those Darn Lawyers

Two lawyers, Jon and Amanpreet, head out for their usual 9 holes of golf. Jon offers Amanp...

Golf Game

"How was your golf game, dear?" asked Jack's wife Tracy."Well, I was hitting pretty well, ...

Jesus And Moses Play Golf

Jesus and Moses are playing golf and they''re on the tenth hole. Moses hits the ball and i...

Turner Brown, Elevator Passenger

A small guy enters an elevator and notices a huge guy standing next to him. The big guy lo...

Mermaid Sex

This guy went into a bar and ordered a beer. He happened to look down the bar and see a ma...

Golf Ball

A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly ...

Honesty Game

Two lawyers, Jon and Amanpreet, head out for their usual 9 holes of golf. Jon offers Amanp...

Hungry Monkey

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the...

Hillary Clinton's Crystal Ball

Senator Hillary Clinton snuck off to visit a fortuneteller of some local repute. In a dar...

Golf In Heaven

God, Jesus and John the Baptist are playing golf up in heaven. On the first tee, JB leads ...

Handicap Golf

A guy about to tee off was approached by a man who held out a card that read, "I am a deaf...

Lost Ball

A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly ...

Tennis Balls

One day while jogging, a middle-aged man noticed a tennis ball lying by the side of the wa...

In the elevator

A small white guy gets into an elevator, when he gets in he notices a huge black dude stan...

Ford Cars -vs- Golf Balls

What's the difference between a Ford and a golf ball? You can drive a golf ball 200 yards....

Golf Fatality

A guy goes golfing with his girlfriend. As he tees off, she steps into ladies' teebox and ...

Yo Mama Is So...

Your momma is so poor when somebody asked her where the bathroom was in her house, she sai...

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