Jokes: bald

Yo Mama Bald

Yo mama is so bald I can see what she's thinking.

Yo Mama's So Bald... Rub

Yo mama's so bald that when you rub her head you can see into the future.

Yo Mama So Bald

Yo mama so bald headed she gotta roll her hair up with rice.

Yo Mama's So Bald... Shower

Yo mama is so bald that when she takes a shower she gets brainwashed!

The Halloween Costume

A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a fancy costume party. He doesn't ...

Yo Daddy Is So Bald

Yo daddy is so bald, when he wears a turtleneck he looks like a broken condom.

The Bald Man

A bald man with one leg wanted to go to a fancy dress party but he didn't know what to go ...

Hair Color

What hair color do they put on the drivers license of bald men?...

Baldy Pants

Why did the bald man cut holes in his pockets? So he could run his fingers through his hai...

Yo Mama's So Bald

Yo mama is so bald that she has to use rice for rollers.


Are you really that bald or is your neck just blowing a bubble?

Bald And Penis-like

You are so bald, that when you wear a turtleneck, you look like a broken condom.

Lice-nse To Ill

What do you call lice on a bald man's head? Homeless.