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Back To The Hole

A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy finds an ea...

The World Accordion To Garp

There is a accordion player driving home from a late night gig. Feeling tired, he pulls in...

Snail & Tortoise

What did the snail say on the tortoise's back? "Weeeeeeeeeee!"

Farmer's Bull

Farmer: I've got a bull that's right off it duties. It's got to service 3...

Penguins Go To The Zoo

A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. The gas pumper spots two penguin...

Accidental Bonding

A woman and man get into a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but am...

Einstein's Chauffeur

When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker's circuit, he usually found hims...

Horse Tears

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself. As he walks up to the bar the bartender as...

Daily Farting

This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction i...

Hair Spray: Can You Dig It?

A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy sees an ear...

Scarry Landing

A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altit...

Majorly Busted

Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He gets up early and eager, golfs all day...

Children And Cars

Children in the back of the car cause accidents. Accidents in the back of the car cause ch...

Health Inspection

The City Health Inspector walks into a new restaurant unannounced and takes a seat to wher...

Blonde Guts

One day three women went camping - a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. The blonde suddenly...

Aggie Accident

There was an Aggie, Longhorn, and a Red Raider who were out hunting. The Aggie brought bac...

2 People In One Grave?

A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmo...

Bad Weather

A guy goes fishing every Saturday morning. He gets up early and eager, makes his lunch, ho...

Baboon Face

Hey, what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants its ass back?

Bubba is Dead

A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when one of themsuddenly grabs his chest...

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