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Back To The Hole

A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy finds an ea...

Harry Potter Stays Back

Why did Harry Potter have to repeat his first year at Hogwarts School of Wizardry and Witc...

Paying For It

A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and...

Blonde Rolls Back The Odometer

A blonde wanted to sell her car, but couldn't find any buyers. She called her friend for a...

Cat In The Way

Two church members were going door to door, and knocked on the door of a woman who was not...

You Filthy Pigs

A farmer bought some breeding pigs, but after several weeks, not one was pregnant...

Squirrel Kickin' Back

Q: Why did the squirrel lay on its stomach? A: To keep its nuts warm.

Piss Drunk

One night a man decides to visit his local bar. He takes a seat and orders a beer. After p...

Disappoiting Frog

A woman storms into a pet shop demanding her money back from the owner. ???You sold me thi...

10 Pints

A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says...

Topless Sunbather

A woman was staying at a hotel and she decided to go sunbathing on the hotel roof. When sh...

Tribal Punishment

Three men are traveling in the Amazon: a Canadian, an American, and a Mexican.They get cap...

Your Mama's So Old

·her memory is in black & white!·I told her to act her age, and she died! ·I asked to s...

Blonde Guts

One day three women went camping - a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. The blonde suddenly...

Aggie Accident

There was an Aggie, Longhorn, and a Red Raider who were out hunting. The Aggie brought bac...

2 People In One Grave?

A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmo...

Bad Weather

A guy goes fishing every Saturday morning. He gets up early and eager, makes his lunch, ho...

The World Accordion To Garp

There is a accordion player driving home from a late night gig. Feeling tired, he pulls in...

Snail & Tortoise

What did the snail say on the tortoise's back? "Weeeeeeeeeee!"

Farmer's Bull

Farmer: I've got a bull that's right off it duties. It's got to service 3...

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