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Back To The Hole

A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy finds an ea...

Piss Drunk

One night a man decides to visit his local bar. He takes a seat and orders a beer. After p...

Disappoiting Frog

A woman storms into a pet shop demanding her money back from the owner. ???You sold me thi...

10 Pints

A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says...

Topless Sunbather

A woman was staying at a hotel and she decided to go sunbathing on the hotel roof. When sh...

Tribal Punishment

Three men are traveling in the Amazon: a Canadian, an American, and a Mexican.They get cap...

Your Mama's So Old

·her memory is in black & white!·I told her to act her age, and she died! ·I asked to see ...

Harry Potter Stays Back

Why did Harry Potter have to repeat his first year at Hogwarts School of Wizardry and Witc...

Paying For It

A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and...

Blonde Rolls Back The Odometer

A blonde wanted to sell her car, but couldn't find any buyers. She called her friend for a...

Cat In The Way

Two church members were going door to door, and knocked on the door of a woman who was not...

You Filthy Pigs

A farmer bought some breeding pigs, but after several weeks, not one was pregnant...

Squirrel Kickin' Back

Q: Why did the squirrel lay on its stomach? A: To keep its nuts warm.

Einstein's Chauffeur

When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker's circuit, he usually found hims...

Horse Tears

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself. As he walks up to the bar the bartender as...

Daily Farting

This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction i...

Hair Spray: Can You Dig It?

A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy sees an ear...

Scarry Landing

A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altit...

Majorly Busted

Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He gets up early and eager, golfs all day...

Children And Cars

Children in the back of the car cause accidents. Accidents in the back of the car cause ch...

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