Jokes: baby

Chinese Couple

A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, black ba...

Bus Incident

A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver looked at the child and blurted out, "...

Private Baby

Which branch of the military do babies join? The infantry!

New Born Baby

There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful blonde teen-aged daughters...

Yo Mama's...ugly

Yo Mama is so ugly, she has to get a baby drunk to breastfeed it.

Baby Hermaphrodite

A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes into the room and says, "I ha...

Daily Agenda For Men And Women

Woman: Attempt to wake husband. Feed baby. Make breakfast. Change baby. Wake kids. Dress k...

Join The Club

A baby seal walks into a club. I'll repeat myself. A baby seal walks into a club....

The Faith Healer

Two women were sitting in the doctor's waiting room comparing notes on their various disor...

Baby Belly

A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the docto...

No Milk Today

A woman and a baby were in the doctor???s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come i...

He Can Fly, If He Just Believes...

A man was in the waiting room at the hospital, pacing the floor. His wife was inside havin...

How Do You Feel?

Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when o...

Baby Talk

Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?...

Mafia Christmas

A mafioso's son sits at his desk writing a Christmas list to Jesus. He first writes, "Dear...

Bigger

Who's bigger, Mr. Bigger or his baby?The baby -- he's a little Bigger!...

Ugly Baby

A middle-aged couple, with two beautiful daughters, decided to try one last time for the s...

Baby Gates And Microsoft

For the first time in, oh, a decade, I think, something from Microsoft shipped on time: Je...

Blond Father

A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, th...

Like A Baby

A man and a woman had been dating for about a year, and their relationship was getting ser...

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