Jokes: baby

Chinese Couple

A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, black ba...

A Penis And What???

A woman gives birth to a baby, and afterwards, the doctor comes in, and he says, ...

Old Man And His Babies

There was a 80 year-old man that married a 21 year-old woman. A year later the woman had a...

Hey Baby, You Looking For A...

Why do they put guys in road construction? So girls get the chance to whistle at guys on t...

Blonde Father

A blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, t...

Boy or Girl

In the maternity ward of a hospital, new-born girl baby looks over at new-born boy baby an...

Mafia Kid

A mafia's son sits at his desk writing a Christmas list to Jesus. He first writes, "Dear b...

No Milk

A woman and a baby come into the doctor's office. She is taken into an examining room and ...

A Lady And Her Baby...

A lady and her baby get on a bus. The bus driver looks at the lady, and then her baby, and...

You Might Be Ghetto

You might be ghetto if your phone's in your baby's name!

How Do You Like That?

A woman goes to the hospital, and her doctor gives her a sonogram. He sees the baby and su...

Baby Clock Talk

What did the baby digital clock say to his mother? ''Look ma, no hands!''...

This Baby Goes 100 Laughs Per Hour

What do you get when cross a joke with a motorcycle? A Yamahahaha!

New Born Baby

There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful blonde teen-aged daughters...

Yo Mama's...ugly

Yo Mama is so ugly, she has to get a baby drunk to breastfeed it.

Baby Hermaphrodite

A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes into the room and says, "I ha...

Daily Agenda For Men And Women

Woman: Attempt to wake husband. Feed baby. Make breakfast. Change baby. Wake kids. Dress k...

Join The Club

A baby seal walks into a club. I'll repeat myself. A baby seal walks into a club....

The Faith Healer

Two women were sitting in the doctor's waiting room comparing notes on their various disor...

Baby Belly

A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the docto...

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