Jokes: baby

Chinese Couple

A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, black ba...

Baby Belly

A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the docto...

No Milk Today

A woman and a baby were in the doctor???s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come i...

He Can Fly, If He Just Believes...

A man was in the waiting room at the hospital, pacing the floor. His wife was inside havin...

How Do You Feel?

Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when o...

Baby Talk

Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?...

Bus Incident

A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver looked at the child and blurted out, "...

Private Baby

Which branch of the military do babies join? The infantry!

New Born Baby

There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful blonde teen-aged daughters...

Yo Mama's...ugly

Yo Mama is so ugly, she has to get a baby drunk to breastfeed it.

Baby Hermaphrodite

A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes into the room and says, "I ha...

Daily Agenda For Men And Women

Woman: Attempt to wake husband. Feed baby. Make breakfast. Change baby. Wake kids. Dress k...

Join The Club

A baby seal walks into a club. I'll repeat myself. A baby seal walks into a club....

The Faith Healer

Two women were sitting in the doctor's waiting room comparing notes on their various disor...

An Ailing Child

The young lady entered the doctor's office carrying an infant. "Doctor," she explained, "t...

Michael Jackson's Baby

What were Michael Jackson's baby's first words? "Which one's Mommy?"

My Newborn Baby

A guy and his wife enter the hospital and explain to the doctors that she is about to give...

Test Tube Baby

Q: What did the normal baby say to the test-tube baby? A: Your dad's a wanker.

Dead Baby Crosses The Street

Why did the dead baby cross the street? To get away from the abortion clinic.

Mafia Christmas

A mafioso's son sits at his desk writing a Christmas list to Jesus. He first writes, "Dear...

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