Jokes: baby

Chinese Couple

A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, black ba...

Test Tube Baby

Q: What did the normal baby say to the test-tube baby? A: Your dad's a wanker.

Dead Baby Crosses The Street

Why did the dead baby cross the street? To get away from the abortion clinic.

Mafia Christmas

A mafioso's son sits at his desk writing a Christmas list to Jesus. He first writes, "Dear...

Bigger

Who's bigger, Mr. Bigger or his baby?The baby -- he's a little Bigger!...

Ugly Baby

A middle-aged couple, with two beautiful daughters, decided to try one last time for the s...

Baby Gates And Microsoft

For the first time in, oh, a decade, I think, something from Microsoft shipped on time: Je...

Blond Father

A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, th...

Like A Baby

A man and a woman had been dating for about a year, and their relationship was getting ser...

An Ailing Child

The young lady entered the doctor's office carrying an infant. "Doctor," she explained, "t...

Michael Jackson's Baby

What were Michael Jackson's baby's first words? "Which one's Mommy?"

My Newborn Baby

A guy and his wife enter the hospital and explain to the doctors that she is about to give...

Bouncing Baby Brute

You're so ugly, when you were born, the doctor had to put you in a bucket of water to see ...

Redneck Baby

You might be a redneck if your baby's first words were, "Attention, K-mart shoppers."

The Tomato Family

The Tomato family is walking down the street. There's the mama tomato, the papa tomato and...

Faith Healer

Two women were sitting in the doctor's waiting room comparing notes on their various disor...

Outlet

What did the plug say to the socket? Socket to me baby!!!

The Diaper

One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to go out to run some e...

Baby, This Is The Best Line Ever

Let's go to my place and play war -- I'll lay down and you blow the hell outta me!

Bouncing Baby Boy Balls

There was a baby born in the hospital and he weighed ten pounds. The odd thing about him w...

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