Jokes: babies

Trucks And Babies

Q: What do a Kennworth Semi-Truck and a test-tube baby have in common? A: Neither one's Pe...

Kangaroo Sleepovers

A kangaroo mom with seven babies in her pouch told another kangaroo mom, ''These sleepover...

Demon Babies

One day there was a woman who was about to have babies. She went to a fortune teller and t...

Condom Complaint

A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a train. Along cam...

The Career Ambitions Of Babies

There were three babies in a woman's womb, and they were discussing what they would like t...

It's Not Genetics

Why can't Chinese couples have white babies? Because two Wongs don't make a white!...

Where Babies Come From

A teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mother. "Is it true what Rita just told...

Old Man And His Babies

There was a 80 year-old man that married a 21 year-old woman. A year later the woman had a...

An Ugly Position

What's the position to make ugly babies? Ask your parents.

Polar Bears

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.