Jokes: babies

Kangaroo Sleepovers

A kangaroo mom with seven babies in her pouch told another kangaroo mom, ''These sleepover...

Trucks And Babies

Q: What do a Kennworth Semi-Truck and a test-tube baby have in common? A: Neither one's Pe...

Condom Complaint

A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a train. Along cam...

The Career Ambitions Of Babies

There were three babies in a woman's womb, and they were discussing what they would like t...

Demon Babies

One day there was a woman who was about to have babies. She went to a fortune teller and t...

Where Babies Come From

A teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mother. "Is it true what Rita just told...

Old Man And His Babies

There was a 80 year-old man that married a 21 year-old woman. A year later the woman had a...

It's Not Genetics

Why can't Chinese couples have white babies? Because two Wongs don't make a white!...

An Ugly Position

What's the position to make ugly babies? Ask your parents.

Polar Bears

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.