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Oh My God

An old man on the beach said to a beautiful girl in a bikini, "I want to feel your breasts...

Yo Mama So Ugly

Yo mama is so ugly she looked in the mirror and her reflection ran away.

Fire Escape

A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. Fir...

Golfing On Sunday

One Sunday morning, a priest wakes up and decides to go golfing. He calls his boss and say...

Keep Gabby Reece Away

"Don't trust volleyball players with your drinks." "Why?" "They might spike 'em."...

Handy Blondy

Two blondes are nailing in roof tiles. One of them is pulling nails from his jar and if th...

911 Emergency

Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that she would sen...

Find the Way

A man who absolutely hated his wife's cat decided to get rid of him one day by driving him...

Get Away From My Deer!

It was Saturday morning and Jake, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go bag the first deer o...

Risky High Seas Adventure

There was this couple that had twins and they couldn't decide what to name them. When they...

How Do You Spell That?

Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that she...

Fly Away

What do you call a fly in a blonde's brain? A space invader!

Faraway Books

Q: What does a book have when it's far away? A: A pager.

Priestly Duties

One Sunday morning, a priest wakes up and decides to go golfing. He calls his boss and say...