Jokes: assholes

Flying A-holes

If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.

Recognizing George

A man died in a horrible fire. The mortician thought it was George, but the body was so ba...

Little Girls

Why don't little girls fart? Because they don't have assholes until they're married....

Dat Ain't Bubba

Bubba got drunk and died in a fire in his trailer. He was so badly burned that the morgue ...

All Lawyers are Assholes

A guy in a bar stands up and says, "All lawyers are assholes." Another guy stands up and s...

Cell Phones And Tampons

Q: What's the difference between cell phones and tampons? A: Cell phones are for assholes!...