Jokes: asshole

No Ass

Q: What do you call a woman with no asshole? A: Divorced.

Ska Band Vs. Moose

What's the difference between a ska band and a moose? A moose has horns in the front and i...

Talking Out Of Your Ass

If I wanted to hear from an asshole I would fart.

Big Boss Man

When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, "I should b...

Who's The Boss?

When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be the boss.The brain said, "since I...

Jumpin' Jumpin'

You're so skinny, you can jump through your asshole!

Comeback Before You Leave

If I want to hear from an asshole, I'll fart!