Jokes: asleep

And God Created A Sleeping Man

A couple went to church every week, but every week without fail the husband would fall asl...

Narcoleptic Priest

Q: Did you hear about the narcoleptic priest? A: Yeah, he fell asleep during his own sermo...

Falling Asleep

Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses were running late, ...

eyes closed

Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?He wanted to see what h...

Yo Mama's So Fat... Fell Over

Yo' mama is so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.

Ultimate Rejection

Q. What's the ultimate rejection?A. When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep!...

Signs You Are A Loser

1. Your dog rather rub up against the wall than have you pet it. 2. All the numbers in you...