Jokes: asks

Easily Explained

A man goes to his doctor and complains that his wife hasn't wanted to have sex with him fo...

Duck Feed

A duck walks into a feed store and asks, ''Got any duck feed?'' The clerk tells him, ''No,...

Relatively

Einstein climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God. Looking up, he...

Island Blondes

There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers to gran...

Who Are Your Parents

Erich Honnecker (the president of East Germany) was invited to Moscow by Gorbachev for a v...

Do You Have Any Nails?

A woman walks in a bar and asks the bartender if he has any peanuts. He says no. She comes...

Who is God?

A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?" "Both son. God is both." A...

Rye Bread

Two older men are sitting on a park bench talking and one of them asks the other about his...

A Small Problem

A woman keeps asking her husband if her boobs are so small. ''Does this shirt make them lo...

Explaining Condoms

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year-old son. They happen to walk by the condom d...

Miracle Drug

So this lady goes to her doctor and explains that her husband can't get it up like he used...

Neglected Bills

Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 40th ann...

Too much Money

Joe asks his wife, Karen, what she wants for their 40th wedding anniversary."Would you lik...

Best Friend

A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch. The bartender, a lit...

Cupid at Law

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the c...

Surprise Package

A man was drinking in a bar when he noticed this beautiful young lady sitting next to him....

Little problem

Biff gets a ...

Old Lady Shakes

An old woman goes in to a sex shop, shaking. "Sir," she says in a shaky voice, "do you sel...

Or What?

A man goes to his doctor and complains that his wife hasn`t wanted to have sex with him fo...

Let's Live On Love

A couple decides to get married, despite the fact that the woman doesn't know how to cook ...

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