Jokes: asks

Easily Explained

A man goes to his doctor and complains that his wife hasn't wanted to have sex with him fo...

How To Prepare Chicken...

A waiter asks a man,

Lawyer And Blonde

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY.The la...

Heading For Trouble

A guy and his son go into a bar. The son is a miracle of nature and is just a head. The ma...

Room Service

A man calls room service at his hotel. "I want a breakfast of two eggs burned black around...

A Helping Hand

Bob goes into the public restroom and sees this guy standing next to the urinal. The guy h...

The Lady And The Facelift

A 47 year-old lady gets a facelift. It turns out very well and she enjoys showing off her ...

Speak Slowly

These two guys meet after not having seen each otherfor many many years. The first guy ask...

Children's Games

A little boy runs into his house and asks,

Lost

Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 40th ann...

No-so-dumb Blonde

One day a blonde is sitting on a plane next to one of those annoying, pushy businessmen. H...

The Dumb Brother

A pregnant woman is in a car accident and falls into a deep coma. asleepfor nearly six mon...

2 Drunk Guys

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. ...

A Lot Of Valentines

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the c...

Boy or Girl

In the maternity ward of a hospital, new-born girl baby looks over at new-born boy baby an...

Blonde Horse Sense

A blonde buys two horses and she can't tell them apart. So she asks the farmer next door w...

Skeleton Crew

A skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a beer and a mop!

Drunk Again

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. ...

Your Profession And Your Libido

A women is getting married for her fourth time around. On her honeymoon she asks her husba...

Sitting In The Car

A policeman passes a parking lot around midnight and notices a couple in a parked car. He ...

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