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Pirate's Misfortunes

A pirate was talking to a "land-lubber" in a bar. The land-lubber noticed that, like any s...

Old But Horny

Two old ladies were sitting on rocking chairs in their retirement home. One asked, "Do you...

Going To The Bathroom In A Monk's Home

There was this man who really had to go to the bathroom. He went to the nearest house, whi...

Bonus Payment

The Pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement bonus...

Bingo Winner

This guy had a very attractive wife, who was always wanting clothes, jewelry, etc., but he...

The Penguin

A penguin was driving his car down the highway when steam began to pour out of the hood. H...

Clinton In Oz

Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and the Secretary of Defense all wanted to go to Oz, to visit the W...

Garden of Eden

Adam was strolling through the Garden of Eden, and he asked God, "God can you put someone ...

Drink This In Memory Of Me

The bartender was washing his glasses when an elderly Irishman came in. With great diffic...

David's Brother David

A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker asked her, "How many...

Getting Any On The Side?

Joe was asked at work if he was getting any on the side. He replied,

Beetle Experiment

One day, a blonde was left alone in a lab with a beetle. She examined it and decided to do...

wheres god?

there two boys and they live in a small little town in virginia. These two boys are especi...

Boom! Was that me!?

Oncer there was three men in an airplaine (White, Chinese, and Mexican) and were throwing ...

Brains

An alien walked into a shop and told the owner that he came from Mars and wanted to buy a ...

Mortgage Problems

One day little Johnny went to his father, and asked him if he could buy him a $200 bicycle...

The Sick Husband

There was a husband and a wife. The husband was very sick, so the wife took him to the hos...

Subway Series School

On the first day of school, a teacher asked her class, "Who here is a Mets fan?" Every stu...

Yo Mama's So Fat... Grass

Yo mama is so fat that when she asked,

God Is Missing

Two 6 year old boys were attending religous school and giving the teachers problems. The t...

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