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Pirate's Misfortunes

A pirate was talking to a "land-lubber" in a bar. The land-lubber noticed that, like any s...

Baby Belly

A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the docto...

Golf Genie

A husband and wife, out enjoying a round of golf, were about to tee off on the third hole,...

The Deacon And The Preacher

There once was this deacon and this preacher, and they had been real good friends for a lo...

Happy Pharmacist

A lady walked into a pharmacy and spoke to the pharmacist. She asked, "Do you have Viagra?...

Is It Dead?

One of the teachers had a kindergartener come up to her and say that he had found...

Ya mama so ugly

I asked god for world peace and he said,"I can't its impossible," I asked to make ya mama ...

Real Stories Of The Non-technical

I called a company and asked to speak to Bob. The person who answered said, "Bob is on vac...

Remember The Wife

"And will there be anything else, sir?" the bellboy asked after setting out an elaborate d...

Emergency Appointment

A lady called her gynecologist, and asked for an "emergency" appointment. The receptionist...

Heaven's Luxury

An 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in a car crash. They ...

Religious Tits

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's, one of the largest department store c...

The Broccoli

A guy walked into a restaurant and asked for some broccoli. The waiter said, ''Sorry, ther...

Politness

A man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist a...

Looking Young

A woman was in the kitchen cooking dinner and she was just singing,humming and giggling al...

At The Circus

A couple took their young son to the circus and when the elephants appeared, the boy seeme...

Arnold- the composer

Steven Spielberg was busy discussing his new action adventure about famous classical compo...

Poor Pirate

One day a Pirate and a bartender were talking to each other in a bar. The Bartender asked ...

Anniversary Flowers

A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning.The clerk was ready to take h...

Why Am I So Special, Pa?

"How was your first day in third grade, Johnny?" asked his father."Good," said...

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