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Pirate's Misfortunes

A pirate was talking to a "land-lubber" in a bar. The land-lubber noticed that, like any s...

The Pig With The Wooden Leg

There was a tourist on a farm and he asked the farmer why one pig had a wooden leg. The fa...

911 Emergency

Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that she would sen...

The Church

There were three couples that went to a church and asked to join. There was a newely wed c...

An Act Of Charity

One Sunday a pastor asked his congregation to consider giving a little extra in the offeri...

Ready To Go Home Yet?

There was a guy in a bar and he asked the bartender for a beer. He chugged it, looked into...

Watched By Jesus

A burglar broke into a home and was looking around. He heard a soft voice say, "Jesus is w...

Refusing To Jump

A young man joined the army and signed up with the paratroopers. He went though the standa...

Two Black Eyes

A man walked into work on Monday with two black eyes. His boss asked what happened. The ma...

Sent by God

A 2nd grader asked her mother the age-old question, "How did I get here?".Her mother told ...

Blind Parachutist

A blind man was describing his favorite sport - parachuting. When asked how this was accom...

Applicants For Mars Trip

NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and couldn’...

Nice Words!

One day, little Suzie was strolling around the house and just happened to pass by her sist...

The Windy Day

George set out on a very windy day to see his friend Sam who was sick in bed. Hours later,...

Adam's Questions

One day, God and Adam were walking in the Garden of Eden. God told Adam that it was time t...

The Vampire

There was a vampire who walked into a vampire bar and asked the bartender for a glass of h...

Get On The Bus, Yo

One day, there was a man sitting on a bus. Since he didn't know where he was or didn't hav...

Regular Inspection

A married woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control compa...

Innocent Knitting

A policeman was patrolling a local parking spot overlooking a golf course. He drove by a c...

Two Spoons

At a restaurant, one of the customers noticed that all of the waiters had two spoons in th...

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