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Pirate's Misfortunes

A pirate was talking to a "land-lubber" in a bar. The land-lubber noticed that, like any s...

Emergency Appointment

A lady called her gynecologist, and asked for an "emergency" appointment. The receptionist...

Heaven's Luxury

An 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in a car crash. They ...

Religious Tits

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's, one of the largest department store c...

The Broccoli

A guy walked into a restaurant and asked for some broccoli. The waiter said, ''Sorry, ther...

Politness

A man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist a...

Looking Young

A woman was in the kitchen cooking dinner and she was just singing,humming and giggling al...

At The Circus

A couple took their young son to the circus and when the elephants appeared, the boy seeme...

Arnold- the composer

Steven Spielberg was busy discussing his new action adventure about famous classical compo...

Poor Pirate

One day a Pirate and a bartender were talking to each other in a bar. The Bartender asked ...

Anniversary Flowers

A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning.The clerk was ready to take h...

Why Am I So Special, Pa?

"How was your first day in third grade, Johnny?" asked his father."Good," said...

Spanish Dinner

An American tourist visited a small town in Spain. The residents had never seen an America...

Octogenarian Barroom Chat

Two old people hit it off at a singles bar. After a few drinks the woman says to the man, ...

Fighting Over 25c

A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she liked...

What Is A Million Years?

A man was wandering in the woods, pondering all the mysteries of life and his own persona...

With A Little Help From Friends

An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender. He ordered a dri...

Erin Go Bra Shopping

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's, and walked up to the woman behind the...

Baby Belly

A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the docto...

Golf Genie

A husband and wife, out enjoying a round of golf, were about to tee off on the third hole,...

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