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Pirate's Misfortunes

A pirate was talking to a "land-lubber" in a bar. The land-lubber noticed that, like any s...

A Few Days Off

Two bone weary public servants were working their little hearts and souls out. Their depar...

My Wife At The Zoo

My wife asked me to take her to the zoo the other day. I said,

I'm Not A Sexually Active Blonde

What does a blonde say when she's asked if she's sexually active? "No, I just lie there."...

Pennies And Seconds

A man was wandering in the woods, pondering all the mysteries of life and his ow...

Infrequently

An elderly couple had been dating for some time and decided it was finally time to marry.B...

The Lost Chapter In Genesis

Adam was walking around the garden of Eden, moping. So God asked him, "What is wrong with...

Big People Words

A group of kindergartners were trying to become accustomed to thefirst grade. The biggest...

Would You Marry Again, Scummy?

A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the woman asked, "Honey, if I died would you...

How To Sell A Bible

Three little boys were looking for a summer job. Their preacher needed some people to go a...

Killing Flies

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a flyswatter. "Wh...

Scratchy Lottery

A couple walked into the supermarket. They looked confused, so a clerk walked up to them a...

Yo Mama's So Poor... Bathroom

Yo mama is so poor, when I asked her where the bathroom is, she said

Megastore, Megasale

The manager of a megastore came to check on his new salesman. "How many customers did you ...

Black Eyes

A man walked into work on Monday with two black eyes. His boss asked what happened. The ma...

Holy Water

One day there were four nuns in line for confessional. The first nun said, "Forgive me, fa...

A.T.R.

A man was in an airplane, and waiting for the men's room to be free. After Half an hour, h...

Getting Weighed

Joe took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Joe...

Three Men Visit God On The Mountaintop

Three men heard rumors of a mountaintop where God came down to solve people's problems. So...

Creation Of Women

Adam was walking around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked him, "What is...

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