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Pirate's Misfortunes

A pirate was talking to a "land-lubber" in a bar. The land-lubber noticed that, like any s...

Heaven's Luxury

An 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in a car crash. They ...

Religious Tits

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's, one of the largest department store c...

The Broccoli

A guy walked into a restaurant and asked for some broccoli. The waiter said, ''Sorry, ther...

Politness

A man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist a...

Looking Young

A woman was in the kitchen cooking dinner and she was just singing,humming and giggling al...

At The Circus

A couple took their young son to the circus and when the elephants appeared, the boy seeme...

Arnold- the composer

Steven Spielberg was busy discussing his new action adventure about famous classical compo...

Poor Pirate

One day a Pirate and a bartender were talking to each other in a bar. The Bartender asked ...

Anniversary Flowers

A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning.The clerk was ready to take h...

Why Am I So Special, Pa?

"How was your first day in third grade, Johnny?" asked his father."Good," said...

Spanish Dinner

An American tourist visited a small town in Spain. The residents had never seen an America...

Octogenarian Barroom Chat

Two old people hit it off at a singles bar. After a few drinks the woman says to the man, ...

Fighting Over 25c

A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she liked...

What Is A Million Years?

A man was wandering in the woods, pondering all the mysteries of life and his own persona...

With A Little Help From Friends

An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender. He ordered a dri...

Erin Go Bra Shopping

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's, and walked up to the woman behind the...

Baby Belly

A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the docto...

Golf Genie

A husband and wife, out enjoying a round of golf, were about to tee off on the third hole,...

The Deacon And The Preacher

There once was this deacon and this preacher, and they had been real good friends for a lo...

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