Jokes: arrested

Your Face Is So Ugly

Your face is so ugly, you look out the window and get arrested for mooning!

Yo Momma is so ugly

Yo momma is so ugly she stuck her face out the window and she got arrested for mooning!

Terminology

Important Legal TerminologyWhen a person assists a criminal in breaking the law BEFORE the...

Santa's Miranda Rights

Q: Why did Santa get arrested? A: He got caught laying Barbie under the Christmas tree!...

Who's In Charge

Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has th...

Ghost Arrest

Q:Why was the ghost arrested? A:Because it had no haunting license!!'

Poppa Is A Brand New Bag

Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!