Jokes: around

Snoring Problems

A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can???t sleep, the wife goes to the ve...

Yo Mama's So Fat... Walk Around

Yo mama is so fat, when you walk around her you get lost.

Borschtbelt Zinger

You're so fat, when you sit around the house you really sit around the house.

Cannibals Clowning Around

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One stops and says to the other: ''Does this taste funny...

Around The House

Yo mamma's so fat, when she sits around the house, she really sits A-R-O-U-N-D the house.

Monkey Lovin'

Five men end up stranded on a tropical island. The only female around is a gorill...

Emergency Landing

Two guys were sitting in a bar getting really drunk. After awhile,just drinking gets borin...

The Pope vs. Moishe

About a century or two ago, the Pope challenged the Jewish community of Rome to a debate.T...

Yo Mama's So Fat.. Sits Around

Yo' mama so fat, that when she sits around the house, she really sits around the house!

Gas For Brains

If gas were brains you wouldn't be able to power a toy car around a fly.

Neutron

What do you call a neutron that has been around for a while? An oldtron....

Iowa Taxidermist in Alabama

This guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine.Everybody sitting around the ...

The Docters Cure

A man went to see his docter concerned about a mysterious ring that he had found around th...

No Gators

While out Sports Fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim...

The End Is Near

A priest and pastor from the local parishes are standing by the side of the road holding u...

Fly Yi Yi

Two flies were flying around a pile of poo and the first fly started sniffing around and s...

One-legged Hop

Why did the bunny hop around on one leg? Because the other one was on a key chain....

Cindy's Boyfriend

A young single guy is on a cruise ship, having the time of his life. On the second day of ...

Driving With Penguins

A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls ...

Emoticons

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where :) means a smile ...

More Jokes