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Snoring Problems

A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can???t sleep, the wife goes to the ve...

Yo Mama

What goes up, down, left, right, and all around?Your mama!

Yo Mama's So Fat... Turns Around

Yo mama so fat that every time she turns around, they throw her a welcome back party.

Yo Mama's So Fat... Run

Yo mama is so fat that I run around her for exercise.

Say It To My Face

"Why don't you say that to my face?" "Turn around."

Yo Mama's So Short... Run

Yo mama is so short, that she can run track around the toilet!

Eyes All Over

Eyes All Over A blind man and his seeing eye dog walked into a store. When he gets in, h...

The Pope vs. Moishe

About a century or two ago, the Pope challenged the Jewish community of Rome to a debate.T...

Yo Mama's So Fat... Walk Around

Yo mama is so fat, when you walk around her you get lost.

Borschtbelt Zinger

You're so fat, when you sit around the house you really sit around the house.

Cannibals Clowning Around

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One stops and says to the other: ''Does this taste funny...

Around The House

Yo mamma's so fat, when she sits around the house, she really sits A-R-O-U-N-D the house.

Monkey Lovin'

Five men end up stranded on a tropical island. The only female around is a gorill...

Emergency Landing

Two guys were sitting in a bar getting really drunk. After awhile,just drinking gets borin...

The End Is Near

A priest and pastor from the local parishes are standing by the side of the road holding u...

Fly Yi Yi

Two flies were flying around a pile of poo and the first fly started sniffing around and s...

Yo Mama's So Fat.. Sits Around

Yo' mama so fat, that when she sits around the house, she really sits around the house!

Gas For Brains

If gas were brains you wouldn't be able to power a toy car around a fly.


What do you call a neutron that has been around for a while? An oldtron....

Iowa Taxidermist in Alabama

This guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine.Everybody sitting around the ...

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