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Snoring Problems

A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can???t sleep, the wife goes to the ve...

The End Is Near

A priest and pastor from the local parishes are standing by the side of the road holding u...

Fly Yi Yi

Two flies were flying around a pile of poo and the first fly started sniffing around and s...

Yo Mama's So Fat.. Sits Around

Yo' mama so fat, that when she sits around the house, she really sits around the house!

Gas For Brains

If gas were brains you wouldn't be able to power a toy car around a fly.


What do you call a neutron that has been around for a while? An oldtron....

Iowa Taxidermist in Alabama

This guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine.Everybody sitting around the ...

The Docters Cure

A man went to see his docter concerned about a mysterious ring that he had found around th...

No Gators

While out Sports Fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim...


We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where :) means a smile ...

Yo Mama's So Fat... Got Lost

Yo mama's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.

One-legged Hop

Why did the bunny hop around on one leg? Because the other one was on a key chain....

Cindy's Boyfriend

A young single guy is on a cruise ship, having the time of his life. On the second day of ...

Driving With Penguins

A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls ...

Yo Mama

What goes up, down, left, right, and all around?Your mama!

Yo Mama's So Fat... Turns Around

Yo mama so fat that every time she turns around, they throw her a welcome back party.

Yo Mama's So Fat... Run

Yo mama is so fat that I run around her for exercise.

Say It To My Face

"Why don't you say that to my face?" "Turn around."

Yo Mama's So Short... Run

Yo mama is so short, that she can run track around the toilet!

Eyes All Over

Eyes All Over A blind man and his seeing eye dog walked into a store. When he gets in, h...

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