Jokes: arms

Armed Women

Why did God give women arms? Do you have any idea how long it would take to lick a bathroo...

Up In Arms Over This Religion Thing

What do you call an angry religous group ? A pissedapalion!

No Arms, No Legs... Urinal

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs at a urinal? Dick.

3 Requirements

There once was a lady who was tired of living alone. So she put an ad in the paper which o...

No arms

One hot day on a beautiful beach, a good looking male is going for his usual jog along the...

Hey, I'm Drowning Here...

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Bob.

Paraplegic

There once was a lady who was tired of living alone. So she put an ad in the paper which o...

Bad Accident

A man came to the hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't ...

Monster Mystery

What has 72 arms and 36 heads an has an I.Q. of 12? A redneck bar on friday night...

A Helping Hand

Bob goes into the public restroom and sees this guy standing next to the urinal. The guy h...

Crazy Book Guy

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs trapped in a book? Mark.

Limbless Prostitute

Q: What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs? A: Cash and carry!...

Higher, Mommy!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Need A Push?

Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing. A: She had no arms.

Go Ahead And Walk All Over Me

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in front of your door? Matt.

Men With No Arms Or Legs

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob. On the wall? Art. On th...