Jokes: arms

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There once was a lady who was tired of living alone. So she put an ad in the paper which o...

No arms

One hot day on a beautiful beach, a good looking male is going for his usual jog along the...

Hey, I'm Drowning Here...

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Bob.

Monster Mystery

What has 72 arms and 36 heads an has an I.Q. of 12? A redneck bar on friday night...

Paraplegic

There once was a lady who was tired of living alone. So she put an ad in the paper which o...

Bad Accident

A man came to the hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't ...

Limbless Prostitute

Q: What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs? A: Cash and carry!...

A Helping Hand

Bob goes into the public restroom and sees this guy standing next to the urinal. The guy h...

Crazy Book Guy

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs trapped in a book? Mark.

No Arms, No Legs... Urinal

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs at a urinal? Dick.

Armed Women

Why did God give women arms? Do you have any idea how long it would take to lick a bathroo...

Up In Arms Over This Religion Thing

What do you call an angry religous group ? A pissedapalion!

Need A Push?

Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing. A: She had no arms.

Go Ahead And Walk All Over Me

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in front of your door? Matt.

Men With No Arms Or Legs

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob. On the wall? Art. On th...

Higher, Mommy!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.