Jokes: arkansas

Out Of Arkansas

What's the best thing to ever come out of Arkansas? I-40...

Ark-n-saw

A new law recently passed in Arkansas.When a couple is divorced, they can still legally be...

In Arkansas They Got Grody Teeth

Why are there hardly any dental professionals in Arkansas?Because it takes 35 patients to ...

Why Am I So Special, Pa?

"How was your first day in third grade, Johnny?" asked his father."Good," said...

Lightbulb... Arkansas

How many Arkansas policemen does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, Clinton does all ...

Arkansas Toothbrush

How do you know that the toothbrush was invented by a redneck? If it was invented by anyon...

Fun With The States!

What did Tennessee? Whatever Arkansas.

Arkansas

Arkansas..3 million people,15 last names.

Arkansas Fried Chicken

What do you get when you order a 'Hillary Clinton' at KFC? Two breasts and a left wing....

Arkansas: It's A Wild Place

Why are there no fertility clinics in Arkansas? They would tell the women to try another b...

Education In Arkansas

Why don't they teach drivers ed. and sex ed. in the same day in Arkansas? It's too hard on...

Clinton Hijinx

Bill Clinton was arriving back to the White House from a trip to Arkansas with a pig under...

In The Back Woods Of Arkansas...

In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart's wife went into labor in the middle of the nig...

The Size Of The Ranch

A guy from Texas and a guy from Arkansas are driving on the ranch of the guy from Arkansas...