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Men Aren't Dogs...

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?After a year, the do...

Gary Condit's M.o.

Q: Why did Gary Condit cross the road? A: To make sure his girlfriends aren't carrying any...

Bath Towels

Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?...

George W. And Moses

George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminal and he noticed an old man in a lon...

Bush Talking

George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowingwhite robe with a long...

Shut Up

If my pants aren't at my ankles, don't open your mouth!

Wives Live Longer

Why do wives live longer than their husbands? Because they aren't married to women!...

What Not To Say To A Cop

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. 2. Sorry, I didn't realize that my ra...

Skylight

I just got a skylight put into my place -- the people upstairs aren't too happy about it.

Why Aren't You Married?

Here are some comback answers:------------------------------You haven't asked yet. I was h...