Jokes: appointment

Squeaky Clean

One night a man rolls over in bed and gives his wife a big grin. She says, ''Not tonight h...

Shrink Appointment

A man walks into the psychiatrist's office with a pancake on his head, fried eggs on each ...

Appointments

One night, as a couple lies down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder...

Emergency Appointment

A lady called her gynecologist, and asked for an "emergency" appointment. The receptionist...

Time For Dental Appointments

Q: What's the best time for a dental appointment? A: Tooth-thirty.

Doctor Tomorrow

This guy wakes up out of a deep sleep and, feeling real horny, nudges his wife awake and a...