Jokes: anything

Urgent Message

This blonde goes to the Western Union office and says, "I just have to get an urgent messa...

Grandma's Birthday

What do you give an 80 yr-old grandma for her birthday? Mikey, he'll eat anything!...

I'd Do Anything

A student comes to a young professor's office. She glances down the hall, closes his door,...

Free Falling

A man goes skydiving. After a fantastic free fall he pulls the rip cord to open his parach...

Orange Aid

The doctor walked into the waiting room where a man had been waiting for several minutes. ...

Men 'n' Lightbulbs

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, men will screw anything....

Remember The Wife

"And will there be anything else, sir?" the bellboy asked after setting out an elaborate d...