Jokes: anything

Remember The Wife

"And will there be anything else, sir?" the bellboy asked after setting out an elaborate d...

Men 'n' Lightbulbs

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, men will screw anything....

Urgent Message

This blonde goes to the Western Union office and says, "I just have to get an urgent messa...

Grandma's Birthday

What do you give an 80 yr-old grandma for her birthday? Mikey, he'll eat anything!...

I'd Do Anything

A student comes to a young professor's office. She glances down the hall, closes his door,...

Free Falling

A man goes skydiving. After a fantastic free fall he pulls the rip cord to open his parach...

Orange Aid

The doctor walked into the waiting room where a man had been waiting for several minutes. ...