Jokes: answered

First Thing to do after Jail

Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his wife and son were there ...

Wild Thinking

A teacher was trying to get one of her students to understand a math problem by asking him...

Pennies And Seconds

A man was wandering in the woods, pondering all the mysteries of life and his ow...

Sleeping Pills

An exhausted looking blonde dragged himself in to the doctor's office. "Doctor, there are ...

God's Creations

Grandpa and granddaugher were sitting talking when she asked, "Did God make you, Grandpa?"...

What Is A Million Years?

A man was wandering in the woods, pondering all the mysteries of life and his own persona...

Slightly Used Car

A man was selling his brand-new luxury car for ten dollars. A woman answered the ad, but s...

Happy Pharmacist

A lady walked into a pharmacy and spoke to the pharmacist. She asked, "Do you have Viagra?...

Accepting The Commandments

God offered his tablet of commandments to the world. He first approached the Italians. "Wh...

Kid And Animals

There was this teacher who was teaching young kids the different types of animals, she sho...

Sleeping Pill

An exhausted looking blond dragged himself in to the doctor's office. "Doctor, there are d...

The First Bun In The Oven

Hillary went in for her yearly checkup. When she was finished, she asked her gyne...

Sleeping Problems

An exhausted looking blond dragged herself in to the doctor's office. "Doctor, there are d...

Criminal Mastermind

An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, "Have you ev...