Jokes: answer

Finally An Answer

A chicken and an egg are laying in bed. The chicken is stretched back smoking a cigarette ...

Talking

A husband was asked: Do you talk to your wife after sex? His answer: Depends, if I can fin...

Einsteinium

Albert Einstein used to go to dinners where he was invited to give a speech. One day, on h...

Actual Answer from a Medical Student

While making his rounds, a doctor points out an x-ray to a group of medical students.“As ...

Old MacDonald

Two redneck college football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, ...

Smart Blonde

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer ...

Liberal Jokes

Question - What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy? Answer - A puppy stops wh...

Knock-knock Blonde

Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes? Because they leave to answer the door....

Blonde Finally Wins

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer ...

Dumb Jocks

Two football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they wo...

Don't Answer!

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "Bu...

Math Dog

What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7? The wrong answer.

The Answer

Teacher to student: Arnold what is the most popular answer to the teacher's questions? Arn...

Lawyer And Blonde

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY.The la...

The Poet And The Scientist

There were once two people travelling on a train, a scientist and a poet, who were riding ...

Elephant And Rhino

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Answer: ell-if-i-no (Hell if I kno...

Little Johnny's Big Answer

It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in the grades and there is ...

Last Ditch Effort

Two football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would be on...