Jokes: answer

Einsteinium

Albert Einstein used to go to dinners where he was invited to give a speech. One day, on h...

Finally An Answer

A chicken and an egg are laying in bed. The chicken is stretched back smoking a cigarette ...

Talking

A husband was asked: Do you talk to your wife after sex? His answer: Depends, if I can fin...

Knock-knock Blonde

Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes? Because they leave to answer the door....

Actual Answer from a Medical Student

While making his rounds, a doctor points out an x-ray to a group of medical students.“As y...

Old MacDonald

Two redneck college football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, ...

Smart Blonde

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer ...

Liberal Jokes

Question - What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy? Answer - A puppy stops wh...

The Answer

Teacher to student: Arnold what is the most popular answer to the teacher's questions? Arn...

Blonde Finally Wins

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer ...

Dumb Jocks

Two football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they wo...

Don't Answer!

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "Bu...

Math Dog

What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7? The wrong answer.

Little Johnny's Big Answer

It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in the grades and there is ...

Lawyer And Blonde

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY.The la...

The Poet And The Scientist

There were once two people travelling on a train, a scientist and a poet, who were riding ...

Elephant And Rhino

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Answer: ell-if-i-no (Hell if I kno...

Last Ditch Effort

Two football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would be on...