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Face-Lifting Death

A middle aged woman has a heart attack. While on the operating table she has a near death ...

Great Reasons To Be A Guy

Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.Your orgasms are real. Always.Your last name...

Consoling A Friend

A guy was trying to console a friend who'd just found his wifein bed with another man."Get...

Cricket

If I had one cricket ball in one hand, and another cricket ball in the other hand, what wo...

The Frugal Clerk

A secretary goes to the company stockroom and requisitions a box of pens. The clerk fumble...

We Don't Swerve Blondes Here

A cop pulled over a car for swerving all over the road. The blonde at the wheel looked ver...

Blonde Convention

80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a "Blondes Are Not Stupid Conven...

Another Suicide

A blonde decided ...

Drinking Like Crazy

A man walks into a bar and says "Bartender gimme a triple shot of Jack".The bartender pour...

Labor Pills

Once a woman was in labor; she was having a really tough time dealing with the pain. The d...

The Guardian Angel Mistake

A middle aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital. While on the operatin...

You're So Poor...trashcan

You're so poor that yesterday I saw your mother moving a trashcan from one street to anoth...

Another Saturday Night

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes? Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!...

All You Can Drink

A man walks into a bar, sits down on a bench and orders a cold one. He swigs down the beer...

Seeing Trees

As a blonde crawls out of her wrecked car, the local sheriff asks her what happened. The b...

Keep The Motor Running

A man 80 years of age married a young lady. A year later he carried her to the hospital, a...

30-40 Years Left

A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart attack and was take...

Ask Another Doctor

The doctor and his wife were having a heated argument at breakfast. As he stormed...

In The Back Woods Of Arkansas...

In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart's wife went into labor in the middle of the nig...

Cold One

Q: What did one undertaker say to the other? A: Toss me another cold one!...

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