Jokes: ankles

Clinton On Halloween

A little boy wanted to be Bill Clinton for Halloween, but he couldn't get door-to-door wit...

Yo Mama's So Fat... Double

Yo' mama so fat, she has double chins all the way to her ankles!

Gary Condit's Pants

Q: Why does Congressman Gary Condit wear pants? A: To keep his ankles warm!

Perfumed Blonde

Why does a blonde put perfume on her ankles? Because it ends up behind her ears anyway!...


Q: How can you tell if a woman is wearing pantyhose? A: Her ankles swell up when she farts...

Blonde Panties

Why do blondes wear woolen panties? To keep their ankles warm.

Shut Up

If my pants aren't at my ankles, don't open your mouth!

Clinton's Boxers

Why does Bill Clinton wear boxers? To keep his ankles warm!