Jokes: animals

Four Animals

A little old lady told a friend of mine the other day when they were standing in line toge...

Kid And Animals

There was this teacher who was teaching young kids the different types of animals, she sho...

A Woman's Four Favorite Animals

A mink in the closetA Jaguar in the garageA tiger in the bedroomAnd an ass to pay for it a...

Blind Animals

There's a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the blind rabbit tells...

You Do Not Have To Oil Animals

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? A mouse. Why? 'Cause it squeaks!

Don't Kick The Animals, Man

A boy awoke and wanted breakfast so he told his mother. She said, "Not until you feed the ...

Football Animals

During the Super Bowl, there was another football game of note between the big animals and...

Animals In The Fridge!

1) How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? You open the refrigerator, put in the gir...

Animal Superbowl

During the Super Bowl, there was another football game of note between the big animals and...

Yo Mama's So Nasty... Petting Zoo

Yo mama is so nasty, she went to the petting zoo and the animals made her wear gloves.