Jokes: animal

Animal Orgasm

A farmer and his wife were lying in bed one evening; she was knitting, he was reading the ...

Animal Wackiness

What's the easiest way to put a giraffe in a fridge? By opening the door and putting it in...

once a blonde always a blonde

A blonde dyed her hair to red one day, then she takes a walk down the road and comes upon ...

Catholic Dog

Muldoon, the farmer, lived alone in the countryside with his pet dog of many yea...

How Do You Catch?

How do you catch a unique animal? You 'neak up on it.

Hillbilly Animal Etiquette

What do hillbilly chicks and polar bears have in common? They both lick their paws....

Animals In The Fridge!

1) How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? You open the refrigerator, put in the gir...

Male Animal

How many men does it take to mop a floor? None. It's a woman's job.

Pictures Are Naughty

The first grade class gathered around the teacher for a game of "Guess the Animal". The f...

Elephant Innuendo

Why does an elephant have four feet? Because in the animal kingdom six inches just doesn't...

Cartoon Animal Infidelity

Q: What happened when Snoopy found out his girl cheated on him? A: He bitch-slapped her....

Gorilla Removal

A man walks outside to his car for work, when he notices a gorilla in his tree. He rushs t...

Eating Chicken

Chicken is the only animal we eat before it is borne and after it is dead.

Brave Pig

A farmer was in the pub bragging about his pig. "That animal saved my life twice," he said...

Name That Animal, Kids

Eddie's first-grade class was having a game of Name That Animal. The teacher held up a pic...

The Octo-cow

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow? An animal that can milk itself!...

Name Game

A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal.The teacher held up a picture of ...

Yo Mama's Animal Cookies

Yo mama is so ugly that when she worked at the bakery they dipped her face in the batter t...

Polar Bears

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.