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Why Beers Are Better Than Girls

1) You always know if you are the first one to open a beer. 2) A beer never gets jealous i...

Italian Divorce

Angelina and Giuseppi were standing before the judge in divorce court. Angelina says: "You...

A Few Philisophical Statements...

Always take the time to smell the roses... and sooner or later you'll inhale a bee. If a m...

Martha Stewart's Rules for Rednecks

GENERAL1. Never take a beer to a job interview.2. Always identify people in your yard befo...

Blondes And Ice Cubes

Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes? A: Because they always forget the recipe.

Adam Talks All About Eve

After spending time with Eve, Adam was walking in the Garden with God. Adam told God how m...

Paranoia

"I'm worried that I'm losing my wife's love," the husband told the counselor."Has she star...

Captain Red Shirt

A ship captain always asks for his red shirt when he sights a pirate ship, and he always w...

Pool For Djs

Why can't DJ's play pool? Because they always scratch!

3 Shots of Whiskey

A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank them, then left. This...

Anniversaries And Toilets

What do anniversaries and toilets have in common? Men always miss both of them....

Perfect Employee

The Perfect Employee?1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found2 hard at wo...

Tips for Red Necks

IN GENERAL1. Never take a beer to a job interview.2. Always identify people in your yard b...

Big-busted/small-busted Women

Big Busted Women-can get a taxi on the worst days-have a neat place to carry spare change-...

Dirty Tigger!

Why is Tigger always so dirty? Because he plays with Pooh!

Miss Right

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always!

Romantic Countries

These are the names of the some romantic countries in the world.H.O.L.L.A.N.D ...

Red, Ripe Tomatoes

A woman had a garden, and all of her tomatoes were green, and she always looked with envy ...

Martha's Redneck Tips

1. Never take a beer to a job interview.2. Always identify people in your yard before shoo...

Chocolate Cherries

Mama always told me girls are like a box of chocolate covered-cherries: they can either be...

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