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They Just Don't Listen

What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twi...

Pms

Q: Why do they call PMS PMS? A: Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken!...

President Hillary

Why did Senator Hillary Clinton decide run for office? She'd already been President for 8 ...

I Can Tell This Job Sucks Already

Boss (to the new employee): We are very keen on cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the...

Telling a woman

Once, a redneck asked me :"what do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?""what?""Nothing - y...

Sensitive Men

Why is it so difficult to find men who are caring, sensitive, and good-looking? They alrea...

Psychoanalysis

Q: Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?A: When it's time to go back to ch...

It's A Family Thing

"When you getting married to your girlfriend?" "I would have already, if it weren't for he...

Screw The World

What's the difference between Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton? One wants to screw the worl...

Non Sufficient Funds

Why do banks charge a "Non Sufficient Funds Fee" on money they already know you d...