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Psychoanalysis

Q: Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?A: When it's time to go back to ch...

It's A Family Thing

"When you getting married to your girlfriend?" "I would have already, if it weren't for he...

They Just Don't Listen

What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twi...

Pms

Q: Why do they call PMS PMS? A: Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken!...

President Hillary

Why did Senator Hillary Clinton decide run for office? She'd already been President for 8 ...

I Can Tell This Job Sucks Already

Boss (to the new employee): We are very keen on cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the...

Telling a woman

Once, a redneck asked me :"what do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?""what?""Nothing - y...

Sensitive Men

Why is it so difficult to find men who are caring, sensitive, and good-looking? They alrea...

Screw The World

What's the difference between Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton? One wants to screw the worl...

Non Sufficient Funds

Why do banks charge a "Non Sufficient Funds Fee" on money they already know you d...