Jokes: alive

Staying Alive

A man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the railing of a high bridge ge...

Wanted: Dead Or Alive

An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to find out...

Dead Or Alive

An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to find out...

Elvis Vs. Al Gore

What's the difference between Al Gore and Elvis? Some say Elvis is still alive....

The Blonde And The Worm

Q: How does a blonde try to kill a worm? A: Bury it alive!

Angelic Love

"My wife is an angel." "Lucky you. Mine's still alive."