Jokes: alive

Elvis Vs. Al Gore

What's the difference between Al Gore and Elvis? Some say Elvis is still alive....

Staying Alive

A man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the railing of a high bridge ge...

Dead Or Alive

An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to find out...

Wanted: Dead Or Alive

An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to find out...

The Blonde And The Worm

Q: How does a blonde try to kill a worm? A: Bury it alive!

Angelic Love

"My wife is an angel." "Lucky you. Mine's still alive."