Jokes: airport

Yo Mama's So Dumb... Airport

Yo mama is so dumb that she was on her way to the airport and saw a sign that said

Blonde Goes To The Airport

She is so blonde that, when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said

Oj's Airport Limo Service

Have you heard that OJ is starting a new Airport Limo service? His motto is, "We get you t...

Revange In Vegas

A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off hi...

Flying A-holes

If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.

Airport Left

I know a blond so stupid I asked her to take me to the airport she looked up at the billbo...

Duuuuh Dumb Jock

He's such a dumb jock, that when he was driving to the airport, he saw a sign that read, "...

Yo Mama's So Fat... Airport

Yo mama's so fat, she got busted in the airport for having 200 pounds of crack.