Jokes: airport

Revange In Vegas

A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off hi...

Flying A-holes

If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.

Airport Left

I know a blond so stupid I asked her to take me to the airport she looked up at the billbo...

Yo Mama's So Dumb... Airport

Yo mama is so dumb that she was on her way to the airport and saw a sign that said

Blonde Goes To The Airport

She is so blonde that, when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said

Oj's Airport Limo Service

Have you heard that OJ is starting a new Airport Limo service? His motto is, "We get you t...

Yo Mama's So Fat... Airport

Yo mama's so fat, she got busted in the airport for having 200 pounds of crack.

Duuuuh Dumb Jock

He's such a dumb jock, that when he was driving to the airport, he saw a sign that read, "...