Jokes: airplane

Airplane Trouble

An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the...

Flighty Blonde

What did the blonde say when the airplane began to shake? Must be an earthquake!...

Wright, Right?

One right can't make a wrong. But two Wrights can make an airplane!...

Bad Things To Hear On An Airplane

10. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore. 9. W...

50 dollars is 50 dollars

Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year and everyyear Morris would sa...

Airplane Humor

An airplane pilot had had a particularly difficult flight and a rough landing. The airline...

Yo Mama's So Fat... Airplane

Your mama's so fat she went on an airplane and it turned into a boat.

Airplane Hijinx

Two women, one from the north and one from the south, are seated next to one another on a ...