Jokes: after

After the Office Party

John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mo...

Blind Dog

A blind man was seen waiting at a street corner with his guide dog. After a short wait the...

Elephants, Beavers And The Jungle

Why is it dangerous to go in the jungle after 5 p.m? Because elephants jump out of trees a...

Going Home Early

There are three ladies working together in the same office - a brunette, a redhead, and a ...

The Diaper

One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to go out to run some e...

The Doctor's Convention

There's a bunch of doctors gathered together at a doctor's convention one night. A male do...

Penis Study

In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the Headof a Penis was bigger t...

Yo Mama's So Fat... Smokes

Yo mama's so fat, after sex she smokes ham.

Resurrection Of The Dead

"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, sir," the...

How does a blond turn on the light after sex

How does a blond turn on the light after sex?She opens the car door.

Tech Glossary

486: The average IQ needed to understand a PC. State-of-the-art: Any computer you can't af...

Shut-up And Trouble

In a small town in California there lived two boys, Shut-up and Trouble. These boys were f...

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The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He's met by the reception committee, and aft...

After The Funeral

A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes hom...

After The Honeymoon...

A couple has returned from their honeymoon and it was obvious to everyone that they are no...

Oh, Those Darn Lawyers

Two lawyers, Jon and Amanpreet, head out for their usual 9 holes of golf. Jon offers Amanp...

Bar Cop

There was this policeman who liked to stake out bars for an easy job by watching the drunk...

Porcupines

Q: What do porcupines say after they kiss? A: Ouch.

Trip To The Cemetery

Two men were walking home after a party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemeter...

Five Pigs In A Bar

Five pigs were standing outside a bar. The first pig went in and ordered one beer. 15 minu...

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