Jokes: after

After the Office Party

John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mo...

Shy Guy

A very shy guy goes into a pub on Valentine's Day night and sees a beautiful woman sitting...

Porcupines

Q: What do porcupines say after they kiss? A: Ouch.

Trip To The Cemetery

Two men were walking home after a party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemeter...

Five Pigs In A Bar

Five pigs were standing outside a bar. The first pig went in and ordered one beer. 15 minu...

Hot Temper-ature

A big shot businessman had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain ...

Pea Brain

Why was the Blonde's brain the size of a pea after exercising? It swelled up!

Yo Mama's So Nasty...

Your mama so nasty, that after we had phone sex I got an ear infection!

Moth Inspector

A man walks in his room after work and is suprised to find his wife lying naked on the bed...

Honesty Game

Two lawyers, Jon and Amanpreet, head out for their usual 9 holes of golf. Jon offers Amanp...

Can I Smell Something

A guy goes into a bar and seats himself next to a hot looking woman. After a few drinks he...

The Parrot and the Magician

There was this Magician on a ship performing every night. Not noticing, the captains parro...

After You

''Have you heard my knock-knock joke?'' asked the blonde. ''No,'' said the brunette. ''Oka...

Signs That The Vice President Has A Bad Heart

1. Always looks like he's pledging allegiance. 2. His cholesterol level is directly propor...

Computer Problem

The gigantic computer took up a whole wall, dwarfing the two mathematicians standing befor...

New Version Of Playboy

Q. Did you hear about the new magazine for married men published by Playboy? A. It has the...

Penis Study

In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the Headof a Penis was bigger t...

Yo Mama's So Fat... Smokes

Yo mama's so fat, after sex she smokes ham.

Blind Dog

A blind man was seen waiting at a street corner with his guide dog. After a short wait the...

Elephants, Beavers And The Jungle

Why is it dangerous to go in the jungle after 5 p.m? Because elephants jump out of trees a...

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