Jokes: after

After the Office Party

John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mo...

Can I Smell Something

A guy goes into a bar and seats himself next to a hot looking woman. After a few drinks he...

The Parrot and the Magician

There was this Magician on a ship performing every night. Not noticing, the captains parro...

After You

''Have you heard my knock-knock joke?'' asked the blonde. ''No,'' said the brunette. ''Oka...

Signs That The Vice President Has A Bad Heart

1. Always looks like he's pledging allegiance. 2. His cholesterol level is directly propor...

Computer Problem

The gigantic computer took up a whole wall, dwarfing the two mathematicians standing befor...

New Version Of Playboy

Q. Did you hear about the new magazine for married men published by Playboy? A. It has the...

Blind Dog

A blind man was seen waiting at a street corner with his guide dog. After a short wait the...

Elephants, Beavers And The Jungle

Why is it dangerous to go in the jungle after 5 p.m? Because elephants jump out of trees a...

Going Home Early

There are three ladies working together in the same office - a brunette, a redhead, and a ...

The Diaper

One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to go out to run some e...

The Doctor's Convention

There's a bunch of doctors gathered together at a doctor's convention one night. A male do...

Penis Study

In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the Headof a Penis was bigger t...

Yo Mama's So Fat... Smokes

Yo mama's so fat, after sex she smokes ham.

Bar Cop

There was this policeman who liked to stake out bars for an easy job by watching the drunk...

Resurrection Of The Dead

"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, sir," the...

How does a blond turn on the light after sex

How does a blond turn on the light after sex?She opens the car door.

Tech Glossary

486: The average IQ needed to understand a PC. State-of-the-art: Any computer you can't af...

Shut-up And Trouble

In a small town in California there lived two boys, Shut-up and Trouble. These boys were f...

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The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He's met by the reception committee, and aft...

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