Jokes: after

After the Office Party

John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mo...

Oh, Those Darn Lawyers

Two lawyers, Jon and Amanpreet, head out for their usual 9 holes of golf. Jon offers Amanp...

Bar Cop

There was this policeman who liked to stake out bars for an easy job by watching the drunk...

Resurrection Of The Dead

"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, sir," the...

How does a blond turn on the light after sex

How does a blond turn on the light after sex?She opens the car door.

Tech Glossary

486: The average IQ needed to understand a PC. State-of-the-art: Any computer you can't af...

Shut-up And Trouble

In a small town in California there lived two boys, Shut-up and Trouble. These boys were f...

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The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He's met by the reception committee, and aft...

After The Funeral

A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes hom...

After The Honeymoon...

A couple has returned from their honeymoon and it was obvious to everyone that they are no...

Honesty Game

Two lawyers, Jon and Amanpreet, head out for their usual 9 holes of golf. Jon offers Amanp...

Shy Guy

A very shy guy goes into a pub on Valentine's Day night and sees a beautiful woman sitting...

Porcupines

Q: What do porcupines say after they kiss? A: Ouch.

Trip To The Cemetery

Two men were walking home after a party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemeter...

Five Pigs In A Bar

Five pigs were standing outside a bar. The first pig went in and ordered one beer. 15 minu...

Hot Temper-ature

A big shot businessman had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain ...

Pea Brain

Why was the Blonde's brain the size of a pea after exercising? It swelled up!

Yo Mama's So Nasty...

Your mama so nasty, that after we had phone sex I got an ear infection!

Moth Inspector

A man walks in his room after work and is suprised to find his wife lying naked on the bed...

Can I Smell Something

A guy goes into a bar and seats himself next to a hot looking woman. After a few drinks he...

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