Jokes: advice

Pregnancy Advice

A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told him that her husband had developed a pench...

Vodka Advice

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked t...

Billing

A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupt...

Family Honor

A girl was going on her first date and her grandmother gave her some advice:

bad advice 2

Walking past the Royal Courts of Justice one day, a man spotted a friend of his sitting on...

Migraine Cure

A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches. When the doctor does h...

Vacation Advice

Bob says to Lester, "You know, I reckon I'm about ready for a vacation, only this year I'm...

Sex Advice

Sex is like a card game - if you don't have a good partner you better have a good hand!

Doctor Advice

A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia. The doctor gave him a thorough examinati...

Cool Breeze's Advice

What advice does Cool Breeze give the fish? ''Watch for the Hook.''

Advice For Women

Advice From Men To Women...Never buy a 'new' brand of beer because 'it was on sale.'...If ...

IRS Clothes

The IRS Visit Joseph was called to testify at the Internal Revenue Service (IRS), so he a...

IRS Visit

A man who was called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on what to wea...

Redneck On The Radio

A redneck calls into a radio advice show and asks, ''If I get divorced from my wife, does ...

Profesional Advice

A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupt...