Jokes: accountant

Godfather's Lawyer

A Mafia Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walks into aroom to meet with his former a...

Two Envelopes

An accountant spends a week at his new office with the accountant he is replacing. On the ...

Simple Division

A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one Friday evening that reads:

Constipated Accountant

Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He couldn't budget so he had to work it out...

Accountant's Tatoo

Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where in the hell have you been...

Counting Sheep

An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor."Doctor, I just ca...